not your average Neanderthal

Denver, CO
Joined February 2012
Colfax on Covid: a two part series
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Trumpers are cucks. Just sitting back, watching him fuck their loved ones. Weirdos.
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This whole chest puffing country vs country approach is some of the most smooth brained shit. We’re supposed to be working together to make a better world. Not divide it. But hey, war is profitable. Feels like we’re headed straight towards resembling North Korea.
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Idk, that was just about as smooth as it gets
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Going viral for saying you spit on schlongs to ripping off crypto bros to the tune of a few milly is one of my fav character archs… I’d say the world is healing but the oompa loompa is the president again
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Me on my way to work, masculinely:
Carrying a lunchbox to work is a feminine trait. There’s absolutely nothing manly about that.
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Got him at last light.Neighbor’s front yard,20 yard shot.
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Whenever someone asks who my team is, imma just say Jameis
Jameis Winston is my favorite non-bengals player 😭🤣 how do you hate this damn man
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Folks, I have good news and bad news.
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“If you’re scared go to church” just makes so much more sense now lol
American conservatism just doesn’t appeal to me because I’m not scared of everything.. not scared of immigrants, crime, using public transportation, cities. I’m interested in other people and like talking to them. Even if someone is weird it doesn’t really bother me.
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humans saw this and said let’s invent billable hours
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“And which great efficiency expert will lead this important new effort to streamline?” “Actually there will be two people in charge”
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you should migrate to this new platform called going outside
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🎯🎯🎯
Bro has a better understanding of america than most Americans.
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Stop sleeping on white boys with tree trunks for legs
CHRISTIAN BRAUN JUST ENDED GOBERT AND GOBERT STARTED SWINGING 😭😭😭
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Yeah, if you’re a robot
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“Suck my dick from the back”
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dating a man who cares about fashion and clothes is actually hell
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It was called “Eastbay” and Jordan’s were $79.99
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"I’m CM Punk and I wish we would stop genocide." - CM Punk #CFFC137
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It was the best of times..
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