brave is what they call you until it doesn’t work. then they call you beaten. but you don’t want to hear my story. you want to tell me yours.
they/them ⋆ desi
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Completely real exchange I had on the escalator at Cineplex:
Stranger: You here for the advance screening of Ebenezer?
Me: No - You Can See Everything
Him: (after an awkward pause) Yeah haha it’s a big theater. So you’re here to see something else huh?
Reminds me of a certain classic comedy sketch…
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🚨 BREAKING: NJ Man who recently stated “you get to write something incredibly personal, and then you get to release it and let it be whatever the fuck people feel it is.” gets mad at people for wrongfully calling his song ‘Merry Christmas Please Don’t Call’ a christmas song.🚨
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it’s surely someone’s gonna save me now sunday #surelysomeonesgonnasavemenowsunday music.apple.com/us/album/sun…
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hey be honest do you think i'm manipulative? please don't say i'm manipulative or i'll kill myself.
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the fact that dess had to experience sadness in order to write raise up your bat… i cant move
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I assumed everyone was out to get me from a young age so it felt physically painful to share any genuine personal information about myself until i was like 22. I lied compulsively for years about my interests and plans and preferences for literally No personal benefit
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To Racists & Ignorant people:
NYC is a city, not a country, so the appropriate suffix should be -abad or -pur, not -stan.
As in:
- Mamdanapur or Mamdanabad
- Ramanapur or Ramanabad
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This was the very last football strip. In later years the joke became not so much about how Lucy would trick Charlie Brown, but that both of them KNEW that there was a trick involved and some sort of subversion in that regard - often without the outcome seen as here.
