
You can’t scam me, I’m broke | @manutd
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Since everyone is afraid to ask this, I’ll do it
If I fart in a jar and immediately close it, will the smell still be there 20 years later?
I’m rich and have high standards that can’t be met by swamp rats that take pictures of burgers on the 1st date
Someone ask AI to why it can’t formulate a working penis enlargement solution for scientists. I’m not asking it. You ask
What is this, brainless bastardized bouncing buffoon baboons for breast cancer?
The first chance I get to steal from tax payers or the government, I’ll take it. Just need 1 tender. And I’m not even greedy. I’m taking that R50mill and moving straight to Djibouti
These ones would rather spread their bums than open their mouths.
Ladies and gentlemen I present to you.. the Bantu mind
Only thing better than a whore, is a whore who does it for free. Shameless and budget friendly 💙
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They’re forever tryna prove their intellectuals
“why d’you have a female helper? Why not a man?” Stfu and eat the dry steak you air-fried




















