SOL, DeFi, NFT's... my opinions are my own... really! i came up with all this shit myself!
Mars
Joined January 2018
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there are risky plays and conviction plays
but this is my flippin' family!
@peskypenguins
NOOT NOOT
how excited am i about @BITFOOTS_ and why i'm shaking rn!
people are not ready for what @ShiloniousMonk been cooking for years!
proud of you brother! LFG!!!!!
overcooked! 👀
I am a Web3 Ambassador at World Liberty Financial.
There are 12 of us on the team page. 4 are named Trump. 3 are named Witkoff. The page calls us "the passionate minds shaping the future of finance."
600,000 wallets bought our memecoin. They lost $3.87 billion. The family collected $350 million in trading fees. It launched 3 days before the inauguration. 80% of the supply went to CIC Digital LLC and Fight Fight Fight LLC. I did not choose the names. I designed the allocation, the vesting, the timing, and the distance between the product and the President.
The distance is my best work.
I am the reason these events are unrelated.
World Liberty Financial sends 75 cents of every dollar to DT Marks DEFI LLC. That is the family entity. Zero capital contributed. Zero liability assumed. I wrote this into the Gold Paper. Page 14. The lawyers bound it in white leather. The binding cost more than the due diligence.
Justin Sun invested $75 million. He was facing SEC fraud charges. The SEC dropped the case. He is now our advisor. These events are unrelated.
Changpeng Zhao pleaded guilty to federal money laundering violations. He received a presidential pardon. The SEC dropped its lawsuit against his exchange the same week we listed our stablecoin. Then the exchange settled a $2 billion deal entirely in that stablecoin. These events are unrelated.
Arthur Hayes, Benjamin Delo, and Samuel Reed of BitMEX pleaded guilty to Bank Secrecy Act violations. All 3 received presidential pardons. Then the company itself was pardoned. $100 million in fines. Gone. An American first. These events are unrelated.
Sheikh Tahnoun of Abu Dhabi paid $500 million for a 49% stake that was never publicly disclosed. Then the administration approved semiconductor exports to his companies over national security objections. These events are unrelated.
Everything is unrelated. I track the unrelatedness on a dashboard I built. The dashboard has 7 columns now. I am proud of the dashboard.
On May 22nd, 220 people paid a combined $148 million to eat dinner with the America First president. Over half were foreign nationals. Justin Sun paid $18.5 million for the first seat. He visited the Executive Office Building the day before. I designed the seating chart. I put it on the Investor Confidence page. That page is doing well.
The team page lists 3 Witkoffs. All 3 are Co-Founders.
Steven Witkoff is the President's Middle East envoy. He testified as a character witness at the President's fraud trial.
His son Zach runs the crypto operation. His son Alex is also a Co-Founder. I have not been told what Alex co-founded.
The father runs the diplomacy. The sons run the platform. The family runs both. That is organizational efficiency.
Barron is 19. His title is Web3 Ambassador. The same as mine. Donald Jr. called the conflicts of interest "complete nonsense." Eric launched a Bitcoin mining company called American Bitcoin. America First. The mining partner is Hut 8. Hut 8 was founded in Canada. America First means the name.
On March 6th, the President signed Executive Order 14233 creating a Strategic Bitcoin Reserve. The order directs the government to hold Bitcoin. The President's family holds billions in Bitcoin. The executive order appreciates the President's assets by presidential decree. I did not write the executive order. I made sure it looked unrelated to the portfolio.
Trump Media put $2 billion of Bitcoin on its balance sheet. The ticker symbol is DJT. His initials. The press secretary said it is absurd to insinuate the President profits off the presidency. Forbes calculated his crypto holdings exceed the combined value of Mar-a-Lago and Trump Tower. I would call that absurd too. That is my job.
600,000 wallets bought in. 1 of them asked why she could not withdraw her funds. I told her the protocol was experiencing dynamic market conditions. She asked what that meant. I sent her the Gold Paper. She said she had read the Gold Paper. I muted her channel. Dynamic means the conditions change. The condition that changed was her access.
A congressman called us the world's most corrupt crypto startup operation. We put it on a coffee mug. Ironic merchandise. $45. The revenue split on the mug is also 75/25.
My own tokens vest on a different schedule. I wrote that schedule. That is not in the Gold Paper.
The memecoin funds the family. The family funds the platform. The platform funds the stablecoin. The stablecoin funds the deals. The deals require the pardons. The pardons free the partners. The partners fund the platform. The President signs the executive orders. The executive orders inflate the assets. The assets fund the family.
I am the reason these events are unrelated.
TeePee.sol retweeted
I am a Web3 Ambassador at World Liberty Financial.
There are 12 of us on the team page. 4 are named Trump. 3 are named Witkoff. The page calls us "the passionate minds shaping the future of finance."
600,000 wallets bought our memecoin. They lost $3.87 billion. The family collected $350 million in trading fees. It launched 3 days before the inauguration. 80% of the supply went to CIC Digital LLC and Fight Fight Fight LLC. I did not choose the names. I designed the allocation, the vesting, the timing, and the distance between the product and the President.
The distance is my best work.
I am the reason these events are unrelated.
World Liberty Financial sends 75 cents of every dollar to DT Marks DEFI LLC. That is the family entity. Zero capital contributed. Zero liability assumed. I wrote this into the Gold Paper. Page 14. The lawyers bound it in white leather. The binding cost more than the due diligence.
Justin Sun invested $75 million. He was facing SEC fraud charges. The SEC dropped the case. He is now our advisor. These events are unrelated.
Changpeng Zhao pleaded guilty to federal money laundering violations. He received a presidential pardon. The SEC dropped its lawsuit against his exchange the same week we listed our stablecoin. Then the exchange settled a $2 billion deal entirely in that stablecoin. These events are unrelated.
Arthur Hayes, Benjamin Delo, and Samuel Reed of BitMEX pleaded guilty to Bank Secrecy Act violations. All 3 received presidential pardons. Then the company itself was pardoned. $100 million in fines. Gone. An American first. These events are unrelated.
Sheikh Tahnoun of Abu Dhabi paid $500 million for a 49% stake that was never publicly disclosed. Then the administration approved semiconductor exports to his companies over national security objections. These events are unrelated.
Everything is unrelated. I track the unrelatedness on a dashboard I built. The dashboard has 7 columns now. I am proud of the dashboard.
On May 22nd, 220 people paid a combined $148 million to eat dinner with the America First president. Over half were foreign nationals. Justin Sun paid $18.5 million for the first seat. He visited the Executive Office Building the day before. I designed the seating chart. I put it on the Investor Confidence page. That page is doing well.
The team page lists 3 Witkoffs. All 3 are Co-Founders.
Steven Witkoff is the President's Middle East envoy. He testified as a character witness at the President's fraud trial.
His son Zach runs the crypto operation. His son Alex is also a Co-Founder. I have not been told what Alex co-founded.
The father runs the diplomacy. The sons run the platform. The family runs both. That is organizational efficiency.
Barron is 19. His title is Web3 Ambassador. The same as mine. Donald Jr. called the conflicts of interest "complete nonsense." Eric launched a Bitcoin mining company called American Bitcoin. America First. The mining partner is Hut 8. Hut 8 was founded in Canada. America First means the name.
On March 6th, the President signed Executive Order 14233 creating a Strategic Bitcoin Reserve. The order directs the government to hold Bitcoin. The President's family holds billions in Bitcoin. The executive order appreciates the President's assets by presidential decree. I did not write the executive order. I made sure it looked unrelated to the portfolio.
Trump Media put $2 billion of Bitcoin on its balance sheet. The ticker symbol is DJT. His initials. The press secretary said it is absurd to insinuate the President profits off the presidency. Forbes calculated his crypto holdings exceed the combined value of Mar-a-Lago and Trump Tower. I would call that absurd too. That is my job.
600,000 wallets bought in. 1 of them asked why she could not withdraw her funds. I told her the protocol was experiencing dynamic market conditions. She asked what that meant. I sent her the Gold Paper. She said she had read the Gold Paper. I muted her channel. Dynamic means the conditions change. The condition that changed was her access.
A congressman called us the world's most corrupt crypto startup operation. We put it on a coffee mug. Ironic merchandise. $45. The revenue split on the mug is also 75/25.
My own tokens vest on a different schedule. I wrote that schedule. That is not in the Gold Paper.
The memecoin funds the family. The family funds the platform. The platform funds the stablecoin. The stablecoin funds the deals. The deals require the pardons. The pardons free the partners. The partners fund the platform. The President signs the executive orders. The executive orders inflate the assets. The assets fund the family.
I am the reason these events are unrelated.
TeePee.sol retweeted
LAST DAY BEFORE YOU FORFEIT YOUR ASSETS
If you have ever used Magic Eden,
Stop scrolling and do this NOW:
1. Cancel all bids
2. Withdraw all listings
From:
- BTC (Ordinals & Runes)
- ETH
- Base
- APE
- Abstract
- Bera
- Monad
- AVAX
- Arbitrum
- Sei
- BNB
- Polygon
ok, now roll that juice back to $BTC
TeePee.sol retweeted
🚨UPDATE: Bloodbath in metals as silver crashes 14% and gold plunges 6% following a historic run.
TeePee.sol retweeted
Mexico produces 45% of the world's avocados. The state of Michoacán produces 80% of Mexico's avocados. And Michoacán is entirely controlled by drug cartels.
This isn't metaphorical. The Jalisco New Generation Cartel and the Knights Templar Cartel literally run the avocado industry. They extort avocado farmers for 10 to 15% of their revenue, about $150 million per year total. If you don't pay, they kill you or burn your orchards.
They've murdered environmental activists who opposed deforestation for avocado plantations. They've assassinated local officials who tried to regulate the industry. They control the packing houses, the distribution networks, and the export logistics.
In 2019, the US briefly banned avocado imports from Michoacán after a USDA inspector was threatened at gunpoint. The ban lasted one week before economic pressure forced them to back down. The cartels won.
Here's what makes it worse. Avocados require huge amounts of water in a region experiencing severe drought.
Each kilogram of avocados needs 272 gallons of water. The cartels have been illegally diverting rivers and streams, drilling unauthorized wells, and draining aquifers to irrigate their plantations.
The deforestation is equally grim. Mexico loses 1,700 acres of forest per day, and avocado plantation expansion is a major driver. Pine and fir forests that took centuries to grow are being cleared for avocado orchards that will deplete the soil in 20 years then be abandoned.
The environmental regulations that exist are completely unenforced because the cartels control the local government. Nobody inspects anything. Nobody enforces water limits. Nobody stops the forest clearing.
Your avocado toast is funding organizations that murder people, destroy forests, drain aquifers, and bribe officials. But you put it on Instagram with # plantbased # sustainable and called it ethical eating.
The cows didn't kill anyone. The cartels growing your breakfast did.
TeePee.sol retweeted
If there are any on-chain sleuths who can:
• trace the attackers
• follow the flows
• help us understand what happened
your support would mean a lot.
Please reach out with anything you find.
TeePee.sol retweeted
This is the most bullish I’ve been on @solana in 5 years
This is the most bullish I’ve been on @solana in 5 years
- On the cusp of multiple revolutionary core upgrades like Alpenglow, MCP, BAM & Harmonic, XDP, p-token
- New inflation SIMD on the table
- A group of emergent cracked products like Dflow, Meridian, Humidifi, Nous, MetaDAO, Ore, FlashTrade, Orb, Dupe, etc. and an abundance of strong ecosystem leaders
- Tourists washed out by the end of free memecoin money
- All speculative catalysts (DATs, ETFs, etc) are post facto
- Convergence of neobanks on Solana means retail onramps everywhere
- New 3 year game dropped that Solana is well positioned to win 😉
- Losing on some key product categories but one can barely tell, and this will not last much longer
- Solana’s overall industry and retail mindshare skyrocketed in the last 3 quarters, by many objective measures
- Core metrics are down from Jan but the floor is massively up since the last market cycle
- Leading or #2 on every bleeding edge markets innovation, from prediction markets to x402 and AI
- We are a week away from the biggest Breakpoint in Solana’s history
Don’t be caught offsides
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