@justinboldaji

#1 dad / kids book author / fighting naturalist / hard to kill / venmo @JustinBoldaji will art for money

 Interzone, Seattle
Joined June 2009
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camryn@camrymelOct 19
"What was your biggest impact on the internet?" this singular drawing
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Jordan Elliot
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If it was her husband I still got his ass
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Criminalsimpsons
@CriminalsimpsonOct 20
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If they’re going to remove all regulations from our food can we get aggressively sour candy again
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Applications are open for paypigs to buy me a bunch of Blu-rays from the Criterion flash sale
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Give me at least 7 years and I might be able to give you my top ten movies of 2026
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Just saw a 2011 Japanese tsunami clip on Instagram set to Kanye’s Runaway
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Criminalsimpsons
@CriminalsimpsonOct 20
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Twitter becomes borderline unusable when you’re a parent and there’s a new movie out and you’re not going to get a chance to see it for at least another week or so
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Going to a nice farm upstate
Arash Markazi
@ArashMarkaziOct 18
Rams kicker Blake Grupe is on crutches and his leg is in a brace. He’s saying goodbye to his teammates on the way out of the locker room.
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ULTRA💀BLAST
@ultrakillblastOct 19
ARMY OF DARKNESS (1992, Sam Raimi)
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God it would be so much fun to just truck a kicker
NFL Memes
@NFLMemesOct 18
Blake Grupe sacrificing his career to show the world what it would look like if a regular fan tried tackling an NFL player
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Criminalsimpsons
@CriminalsimpsonOct 18
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My kid did a Predator drawing and I want to point out the hanging skinned bodies. I love them so much
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It’s awesome that he’s still just fucking with people about this
CoveredGeekly
@CoveredGeeklyOct 18
John Carpenter says nobody has figured out the ending of The Thing correctly yet "Every idea that people have is not the right one, I know the right one... no one has guessed it" xitter.cf/AcademyMuseum/status/2…
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A lot of videos of people being killed on the TL that I keep trying to avoid with not much luck. Neat app
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Not a big deal thanks though
ProFootballTalk
@ProFootballTalkOct 18
By fining 49ers S Malik Mustapha for an illegal hit on Seahawks WR Jaxon Smith-Njigba with 1:13 to play on Sunday, the NFL admits that the officials failed to call a personal foul that would have extended Seattle's final drive. nbcsports.com/nfl/profootbal…

49ers S Malik Mustapha's illegal hit, if flagged, would have extended Seattle's final drive

The NFL's habit of disclosing weekly fines can often reveal the league office's opinion regarding whether the game officials failed to call a foul when a flag should have been thrown.

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Jared Gilman@realJaredGilmanOct 18
Please quote-tweet this and donate to children with cancer in Gaza; they are in desperate need of treatment and medicine. Your donation, no matter how small🇵🇸🙏🏼 chuffed.org/project/203172

Campaign to Support Cancer Patients and Their Families in Gaza

In Gaza, cancer patients are not facing the disease alone. They are also facing an extremely difficult humanitarian reality in which accessing treatment, medication, food, and basic necessities has...

chuffed.org
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You tell them daddy has to poop a lot
👩‍💻@weirdassfishesOct 18
How do you have a kid even. like what happens if you want to smoke weed
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