Retired bad person โœ๏ธ || Humour || Ads & PR ๐Ÿ“ฅ || iTweet my mind || Broke boy || Taken ๐Ÿ’

Rent free, in your head
Joined October 2021
El Chapo ๐Ÿฅท๐Ÿพ retweeted
How are you supposed to drag yourself through a full day when you're already running on empty before 8 AM?
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El Chapo ๐Ÿฅท๐Ÿพ retweeted
H.E.A.T - HIS EXCELLENCY AHMED TINUBU Una go Dey blame El Niรฑo ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Girls are always horny, yet they can still pretend like they donโ€™t want to have sex.
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El Chapo ๐Ÿฅท๐Ÿพ retweeted
.@grok pls change her skin colour to white, this ainโ€™t cool
The hair, the skin, the face card. Everything is giving. ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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El Chapo ๐Ÿฅท๐Ÿพ retweeted
Canโ€™t even remember the last time I reposted my own tweet. Na other people own full there
If you repost more of your content than other peoples post, you are not ready to grow on this app.
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Some niggas made real money and left the internet, canโ€™t wait man..
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El Chapo ๐Ÿฅท๐Ÿพ retweeted
This life sha ๐Ÿ˜ญ Now wey you dey suffer, nobody Dey investigate your source of suffering oh, if e come burst EFCC sef go wan put body for your matter ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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El Chapo ๐Ÿฅท๐Ÿพ retweeted
Never seen a woman twerk better than this๐Ÿคคthat thang is soft asl
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I donโ€™t know when it will happen, but i know i must win.
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El Chapo ๐Ÿฅท๐Ÿพ retweeted
sorry i used to like sex
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El Chapo ๐Ÿฅท๐Ÿพ retweeted
I love men that spend on me,if you know thatโ€™s not your thing. Stay in your lane!
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El Chapo ๐Ÿฅท๐Ÿพ retweeted
โ€œyouโ€™re not a woman so stop acting like a princessโ€ - a woman insulting a man for acting foolish
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El Chapo ๐Ÿฅท๐Ÿพ retweeted
in a world filled with people using the latest phones, iโ€™ll stick to the one iโ€™m using because iโ€™m contented with what i have. (na lie o, inno get money na why๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ˜‚)
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Iโ€™ll unblock her when i feel sheโ€™s learnt a lesson
What made you block that one talking stage?
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El Chapo ๐Ÿฅท๐Ÿพ retweeted
jesus๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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El Chapo ๐Ÿฅท๐Ÿพ retweeted
Being a virgin doesn't make her better or more valuable than a prostitute. A woman's real value is more than her sexual history.
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our moms literally just girls fr they will come to us whenever they buy a new dress, turn and dance and ask how it looks on them may God keep themโค๏ธ
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El Chapo ๐Ÿฅท๐Ÿพ retweeted
I once got arrested because of a post I made on this app. I thought I was smart, but these people were actually smarter than me ๐Ÿ˜ญ They didnโ€™t even track me. It all started with a dm.Someone DMโ€™d me and asked me to send my rate card for promotion. I sent it, and the next day, they reached out again with an invoice, didnโ€™t even argue about the price. Instead, they told me it was going to be a long-term partnership, not the normal per-post or monthly gig. I was so happy because that was a lot of money. They asked me to drop my account details, which I did. When it was time to pay, they told me the company would make the payment directly and that I should wait. Two days later, they reached out again and said
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El Chapo ๐Ÿฅท๐Ÿพ retweeted
Capital GOD! โค๏ธ
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El Chapo ๐Ÿฅท๐Ÿพ retweeted
since I came to the office, working relentlessly and now Iโ€™m exhausted. Thought it was already 2pm, not knowing itโ€™s still 9:35am๐Ÿคฆ. Mondayโ€™s why are you this slow ??
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