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jvug

@jvug

ummm I never went to oovoo javer // 🤠✨🤍🛒 @jvuggy

 Los Angeles, CA
twitch.tv/jvuggy
Joined August 2012
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🛒Pico De Seidon🛒 (@Plurseidon) profile picture🛒Pico De Seidon🛒@Plurseidon17 Nov 2023
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I’ve had an alarm labeled in my phone as “Frank Ocean” for as long as I can remember now and I have never been able to figure out why I like Frank Ocean a normal amount! Not enough to have bought concert tickets or anything though. I’m so confused on how this happened 😂
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me when someone gives me their limiting beliefs disguised as advice
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bean@bkinbkylnOct 13
Whenever I get too drunk at this bar in LES I look over at this framed portrait of Queen Rhaenyra Targaryen. Helps me lock back in a little
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I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
Kristi Noem (@KristiNoem) profile pictureKristi Noem
@KristiNoemOct 12
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day. And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
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Anyone tried anything? I’ve tried everything and nothing works
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You don’t look like your goals, you look like your habits. Effort never lies.
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The fact that you think sleeping with a woman makes you a man, but that same woman sleeping with you makes her a hoe, is a level of intellectual dishonesty that needs to be studied. You participated in the same act, but somehow you came out a king and she came out damaged goods? Mathematics of misogyny 2026 👏🏽😂
Duke (@Heis_Duke) profile pictureDuke
@Heis_DukeOct 11
seeing a hoe you cracked become a wife is so hilarious.
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Having sex is great way to realize that your body is perfectly fine
afro 🇰🇪 (@tvboiii) profile pictureafro 🇰🇪
@tvboiiiOct 8
I can’t have sex until I achieve my dream body
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Q. Ali@NobleQAliOct 10
Everything is performative to chronic underachievers.
. (@Az_capone1) profile picture.@Az_capone1Oct 9
People that read books on the train are lowkey kinda performative 😭
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The political and social culture shock of me moving from Southern California to Southern Oregon has been jarring 😭
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California I miss you. Liberals I miss you. Lol
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sam@grrleaterOct 5
some of the music I listen to is straight up bad. this is my truth #sorry
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twitter is so funny why would you think of this 😭😭😭
m (@msnetik) profile picturem@msnetikOct 8
beauty and the beast furniture becoming human again
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Saying “can you send me that?” whenever someone shows you a picture of their wife
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What the fuck are we even talking about anymore
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This reminds me of the time my roommate legitimately let someone MOVE IN TO OUR HOUSE without telling me bc she said my boyfriend came over too much - instead of just having a conversation with me about it 😂
inka (@brzusiobolusio) profile pictureinka@brzusiobolusioOct 4
jak uprzejmie dac znac wspolokatorce ze przeszkadza mi ze jej chlopak spedza kazdy piatek sobote i niedziele w naszym mieszkaniu jako dodatkowy nieplacacy lokator tak zeby nie pojebac sb relacji z nia... czy ja wgl mam prawo sie na to wkurzac
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fruchtfliegen wenn sie eine schüssel mit apfelessig, spüli und den leichen von 200 brüdern sehen
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@rllyduOct 3
has anyone ever considered that 7 8 9 but in a sexual way? #Realizing
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He looks like He’d break his arm at recess and come back to school with a green cast
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Reading all the Jane Doe stories and being like “oh that happened to me too”
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