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J to the Worthzo, Farns to the AK(A R!)

@jworth

A man with a fork in a world full of soup. Eater of broken meats. Long-tongued liar. Humanoid. Victim of bad choreography.

 They all float down here...
Joined April 2008
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For sale: Baby. Shoes not included.
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Spencer A. Klavan (@SpencerKlavan) profile picture
Spencer A. Klavan
@SpencerKlavanNov 6
Each line funnier than the last. Oscar-worthy.
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If you guess how many uncles I have left, I'll tell you about him.
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Ramones@RamonesOfficialNov 4
“Rocket to Russia is the best American rock & roll of the year and possibly the funniest rock album ever made.” - Dave Marsh, Rolling Stone, 1977. 49 years ago Ramones released ‘Rocket to Russia.’ Which track are you revisiting first today?
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Gail Kim-Irvine (@gailkimITSME) profile picture
Gail Kim-Irvine
@gailkimITSMENov 4
I hate that this is what wrestling has become. 😔
AEWNeckbeards™ 🥰🌈 (@AEWNeckbeard) profile pictureAEWNeckbeards™ 🥰🌈
@AEWNeckbeardNov 3
Potentially the best 30 seconds of no selling I've ever seen, wrestling has evolved, and if you don't think this is great, you need to study and learn 🥰
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"Anachronistic and classist." What a jagoff.
Heidi Ifft (@blackbeltncrazy) profile pictureHeidi Ifft@blackbeltncrazyNov 3
Replying to @Allegheny_Co
Why would you choose to put “N’at” on the sticker? It’s an anachronistic and classist dialect.
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SurfSkateThrash@SurfThrashOct 31
Happy 60th birthday to Adam Horovitz “Ad-Rock” 🎂🎈
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Ramones@RamonesOfficialOct 31
The moon is full, the air is still. Happy Halloween.
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SurfSkateThrash@SurfThrashOct 31
Bonfires burning bright Pumpkin faces in the night I remember.. Misfits Halloween Legacy of Brutality (1985) Plan 9
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Ella Yurman Is Looking For Her 15K Closest Friends (@ElYurman) profile picture
Ella Yurman Is Looking For Her 15K Closest Friends@ElYurmanOct 31
never a bad reason to repost the best combination of words ever written on this website
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rayne fisher-quann (@raynefq) profile picturerayne fisher-quann@raynefqOct 31
but doctor, i am [gunshot]
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"Stop! Kim! You will never get away with this! Ack!"
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SurfSkateThrash@SurfThrashOct 29
Misfits Braineaters Walk Among Us Promo 1982
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Dave DiCello@DaveDiCelloOct 29
Hard to believe that it's been seven years to the day that a bus fell into a sinkhole in downtown #Pittsburgh. While I couldn't make it down in the morning I did after work, and this image remains one of the wildest I've ever captured in the city.
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molson 🧠⚙️ (@Molson_Hart) profile picture
molson 🧠⚙️
@Molson_HartOct 27
How the Waffle House ordering system works, even without power
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Michael Girdley (@girdley) profile pictureMichael Girdley
@girdleyOct 27
I love when a business finds an efficiency that seems crazy. Like Waffle House arranging condiments on the plate instead of using a POS for orders. Then their cooks turn out 4 meals in 3 minutes. What else is like this?
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I signed into an old payroll app to check on something. I realized every company I had used that app with has closed. Sharpen your knives on my scars, boys, for you will know me by the trail of the corpses that knew better than I. I only give so many warnings.
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A masterclass
AJPWNerd (@AJPWNerd) profile pictureAJPWNerd@AJPWNerdOct 27
I give you the man, the myth, the legend that is....Marion Crumley. I've posted it before, and I'm gonna keep posting it every now and then because it never gets old lol.
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Randy Baumann@DVERandyOct 26
One day Donnie learned how to dubSmash and he sent me like 10-15 of these and they're so friggin funny. I was like "what are you smoking" and he said "Arturo Fuente"
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Ayo O
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I reverse engineered candy crush
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No Context Pittsburgh
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Klonopin Centaur@facetedcarapaceOct 23
I did not think there was much more room for innovation in the area of diarrhea production but I lacked faith
Snackolator (@snackolator) profile pictureSnackolator
@snackolatorOct 22
Are you ready?! The Wingstop x Sour Patch Kids collab drops TOMORROW for Club Wingstop members and this one is WILD! 😲 Let me know if you're trying it and what you think... I can't wait to hear from you all!
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john@johnsemley3000Oct 19
watching the Abbot and Costello scene in YSCE, it occurred to me that I'd seen "who's on first" so many times through the Kids in the Hall riff, that I'd forgotten that, in the original, they actually don't break and explain the joke.
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