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SF 49ers, SF Giants. Crossfit. #girldad #FTTB

Colorado Springs, CO
Joined September 2010
Now that it's finally Feb, I'm putting my prices for my valentine's Day services up. 50% discount for my Twitter fam. Free if I can claim you too so I don't look like I'm single again for the millionth year in a row. 😂 #rentmeforvalentinesday #ValentinesDay
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If you’re not going to give me cold weather and snow, I’m going to enjoy the outdoors today
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Can we just do an injury settlement with this dude? We don’t need another McKinnon rehabbing his entire time with the team.
Kirk injured his meniscus (knee) earlier this week. 49ers unsure whether he'll require surgery.
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Why do I have this feeling there is mutual interest between him and the chiefs.
Wide receiver Brandon Aiyuk has turned in paperwork to be reinstated, per his agent Drew Rosenhaus. Aiyuk, who currently is on San Francisco’s Reserve/Left Squad list, will be reporting to the 49ers’ training facility Friday afternoon, per Drew Rosenhaus. “Brandon is healthy and ready to get back on the field,” Rosenhaus said.
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This app is on fire today! Meanwhile I’m over here binge watching Carrie instead of getting some sleep to be functional at work tomorrow.
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Selfishly, I need Caleb to throw another TD and have it go to Colstyn Loveland. My parlay depends on it.
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Damn. That was an impressive drive against the Seahawks. Obviously I want the bears to win, but I don’t want to see that offense be that good.
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I was waiting for them to pick that flag up for false start.
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Pretty good seats for @danandshay
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RIP sir!
All of us at Marvel Studios are deeply saddened by the passing of Sir Patrick Stewart. Sir Patrick brought Professor Charles Xavier to life with extraordinary grace, intelligence, and humanity, defining the character for generations of fans, from "X-Men" to "Logan" to "Avengers: Doomsday." He was a singular talent, a generous collaborator, and a true gentleman. Our hearts go out to his wife Sunny, his children, his friends, and the countless fans around the world whose lives he touched with his art.
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Jed York And Carlie Irsay 😂 🤝
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I’m taking a sick day today. I have a massive migraine and lay back down to sleep it off. So naturally my neighbor is having his roof replaced so I’m hearing them hammering. Fml.
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Spoke too soon. Rays trying to make it interesting
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Milwaukee is about to go nuts. They’re about to be eating hella cheese curds.
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Under no circumstances can we let him land on the chiefs.
🚨 The #Jets Garrett Wilson has been linked to the #49ers and #Chiefs ahead of the NFL Trade Deadline per CBS Sports
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There’s the Sam Darnold we know and love.
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The CB’s are a problem that needs to be addressed.
Right here. Right now. Let's hear your 49ers Overreactions after their 29-20 loss to the Atlanta Falcons. Drop your hot take as a reply.
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I don’t want the Seahawks to win because they’ll gain a game on us, but fuck I hate the chiefs.
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On a positive note, we’ve been the best team in the NFL for a while. Losing today will bring them back to earth and realize they can’t do stupid shit like fumble, throw INT’s, miss extra points and have stupid penalties.
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Why the hell was he kicking from that far? And why can’t he fucking make it? Come on Eddie! Get your shit together!
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That’s game
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