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:::arrives at a #Phish show::::
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Retarded as fuck over here. I’d rather listen to my neighbor hit a piece of sheet metal all afternoon. Worst fans. I’d rather hang out with juggalos.
If you hate on Phish you probably have a mental disability. Trey Anastasio with his Langedouc is like Thanos with all the infinity stones. #phish
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So they pay you a $150K salary just to be a middleman between Claude and your boss?
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::When the red head starts narrating::
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The band during a killer YEM yam
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Fuck this one is a keeper
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Really can’t stop with this one. It goes hard. Never logging off
you could not waterboard this information out of me
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you could not waterboard this information out of me
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⚠️Please comment with your top 5 favorite umphreys shows ⚠️ The GOAT turns 20 at midnight. I’m going to livestream a recap - including why you are all wrong and and why it stands alone as the greatest of the greats. I know it’s a school night but this is important
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Pushed to midnight CST on account of me doing some time traveling
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If we can all gather around and take a knee
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You guys got gas left in the tank
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We are going to talk about the chassis
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Mission Helicopters
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This town is toast
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