Just 🍑y

Fellas, y’all have to try harder than a “you’re pretty”. The 38 yr old middle eastern men in my DMs have already written 6 poems and promised me all their assets

Therapist: Go ahead and introduce yourselves M/B: My name is Michael with a B and I’ve been afraid of insects my entir- Therapist: Stop stop stop M/B: Hmmm Therapist: Where’s the B M/B: There’s a bee???¿¿¿ xitter.cf/shen_the_bird/status/1…

🌞Hey y’all 🌞

When my boyfriend said he highlighted messages in a book for me, this is not what I expected

Cormorant Minnesota is the place to be

I think it's safe to say my mom doesn't trust me

I'd like to think I'm photogenic

Trick question. I don't.