@kafleva

all rhyme, no reason.

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Joined June 2020
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❗‼️OOMF-OFF 3 KICKOFF‼️❗ DROP YOUR PFPS IN THE REPLIES TO PARTICIPATE!!!
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The ❗‼️OOMF-OFF KICKOFF‼️❗ tweet will go live at 10:00 AM Nepal Standard Time (4:15 AM GMT) on October 28, 2026 A.D. (Kartik 11, 2083 B.S.)!!! Be ready ¹ with your pfps to reply and signup to participate!!!
wuj | I didn't buy the blue tick myself
@emeraldkaizoOct 27
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The winner will receive a JBL speaker from our sponsor Singh & Sons Nepal (instagram.com/ss_nepal_)!!! The runner-up will receive plates of momo from our sponsor BuyMeMomo (buymemomo.com)!!! We express our highest gratitude to them for their love and support!!!
wuj | I didn't buy the blue tick myself
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hunched over my laptop with the window wide open, getting distracted every few minutes by the erupting roars of the npl crowd, wishing i was there
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A. 𓂀@iamarunshresthaOct 27
please help out an oomf by filling this form. RT for reach 🙏 docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F…

The Rs. 999 Effect: Consumer Survey on Prices in Nepal

Dear Respondent, I am a sixth-semester BBA student. As part of my research project, I am studying how consumers in Nepal feel about prices such as Rs. 99, Rs. 499 and Rs. 999, and I would be very...

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? for what reason
Ballon d'Or
@ballondorOct 26
HARRY KANE IS THE 2026 BALLON D'OR! #ballondor
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Why does 2023 feel like 5 years ago
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Good afternoon here are my enemies of the day: - two wheelers on twisty highways with no sense of speed or space - sewage flowing straight into otherwise gorgeous and majestic rivers - tears in the corner of my grandmother's eyes as she tries to say goodbye with a smile
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criminalize marriage
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Arpan Shrestha@ArpanShrOct 22
Bhaktapur Literature Festival 46th edition Did you know?
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Yo marriage bhanne chij taas ra life duitaima kaam chaina
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hikingshawty lai ni dashain lagecha 🥳
rly cool girl
@hikingshawtyOct 21
i am not walking today having a day off
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Manche bhetna matra parcha keke tarif sunna payincha... 😋
अवज्ञा@fungma99Oct 20
Twitter ko eva ta ekdumaii juile and julia ko Meryl Streep jasto sunindo raicha... I met her for the first time yesterday and I was in awe with the way she spoke...
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Lmao guys arun purai "samay baji pro master ho ma" gardai 10 ghar khana pugcha तर Arun announcing hijo: rakheko tarkari ko euta last portion chahi chodna parcha कुछी भ्वे मा Arun ko aama: aaja haina tyo त pitri lai matrai garcha.aaja ko din त सब khanu parcha Yesto flop thyo उhijo
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Hijo I fulfilled my lifelong dream of learning to do the magic gambler shuffle. all is possible with the power of friendship.
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You let a business person do the talking and suddenly they're bargaining at a pharmacy 😭😭😭 paap lagcha yar
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First one at the function for the first time in my life... I don't enjoy this... being punctual is a scam....
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If you look at the bagmati with a smile wide enough to squint your eyes, with enough kindness in your heart to find the sun's reflection beautiful on its surface, if you let go the heartbreak of knowing this is a river of dead dreams, then it almost looks like flowing water.
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emptystun
@emptystunOct 18
Replying to @souljaboy
Crank that class consciousness
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