kagg of time (2026)

> be me, a lifelong DC fan > Green Lantern flops and immediately kills plans for extended universe > Snyder writes like an edgy 14 year old, makes Batman use guns, then gets fired after 2 1/2 movies > with a few exceptions, everything after is either mid or complete slop > The Flash becomes one of the biggest bombs in movie history > Joker 2 is a literal middle finger to all DC fans > The Rock randomly tries to coup and take over DC from within > James Gunn is hired and says he’s starting over before all the old universe movies are even out (but not really because whatever he likes is actually staying) > Literally no one watches Creature Commandos, the technical start to the new universe > Superman is ok, but just ok isn’t great for the true start of a cinematic universe > Supergirl, the second movie in the universe, somehow flops harder than The Flash > Gunn announces a fucking Jimmy Olsen and Gorilla Grodd parody show where they break into song like High School Musical > Lanterns is such a disgusting, horrible, insulting, borderline evil character assassination of the entire Green Lantern mythos that it somehow makes the 2011 movie look like a masterpiece > The Batman part II delayed to 2087 > the third film in the universe is a low budget psychological horror movie about a C tier Batman villain Im tired man…