Sex or weed?
One makes you tired after, the other makes you forget why you were tired in the first place
If weed had a personality it would be that one friend who never shows up empty handed but somehow always leaves you broke
Random thought: does the first blunt of the day hit different or is that just the quiet before the chaos?
Quitting weed to “get my life together” just to discover the only thing that changed is I now overthink in high definition
I just smoked 20 blunts, not because I enjoyed it, but to get the marijuana off the streets , to protect our children and our families



