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bisexual dr. pepper enjoyer & long-suffering sports fan // ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฉ

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Joined December 2019
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her coworker came to my car and he said he liked my outfit. iโ€™m in fuzzy minions pants, a tssf hoodie and shrek green crocs with snoopy jibbitz ๐Ÿ˜ญ
girl at 7 brew just said โ€œiโ€™m gonna have someone come out here and talk to youโ€ and was smiling and giggling bro iโ€™m so fucking scared
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girl at 7 brew just said โ€œiโ€™m gonna have someone come out here and talk to youโ€ and was smiling and giggling bro iโ€™m so fucking scared
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i took a shower, made chicken bacon ranch pasta salad, and colored in my books today :)
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canโ€™t wait to do this again in 2 weeks for christmas ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ
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iโ€™m begging yโ€™all to consider some non white people for 007 oh my god someone get dev patel on the phone NOW
The 5 finalists for the new James Bond. Who would you choose?
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bro they got the kpop trucks outside the Texas governor mansion im YELLINGGGGG
Parked outside the Capitol right now is this mobile truck that names @MomsAGAbbott
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braised short rib from starbucks. yโ€™all are eating mitch mcconnell.
to say this meal was incredible is an understatementโ€ฆ starbucks really did outdid themselves, the velvet mascarpone cold foam is so delicious and ties everything together, im in love
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day 3 after bluenami 2026: they made the dog in my coloring book nonbinary
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car in front of me just ordered $82 worth of taco bell. idk what their plans are tonight but iโ€™m sad i wasnโ€™t invited
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yโ€™all arenโ€™t gonna like what i have to sayโ€ฆ
Robert Pattinson has tested for the role of James Bond. (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/moviesโ€ฆ)
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on the day your package is out for delivery, you will experience unprecedented amounts of tweaking
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no 5x5 this week bc the only music iโ€™ve listened to is hot chelle raeโ€™s โ€œwhateverโ€ album
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when i meet dr pepper
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making an amazon wishlist of coloring books iโ€™m expecting all of you to buy me for my birthday so i can distract myself from my demons
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heartbreaking: the worst guy you know actually does something really cool for once
Gavin Newsom has spared the lives of all 548 prisoners on Californiaโ€™s death row. It is the largest mass commutation of death sentences in modern U.S. history.
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me when i meet spongebob
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told my teacher that a guy in my class was sexually harassing me. he got so pissed off at me for saying something that he cut his tongue in half in the middle of class. men will do ANYTHING to be a victim i stg
Does anyone else have trauma that's objectively kind of funny
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nooooooo!!! snoopy don't go to raccoon city it's not safe for you !!!!!
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Abdul El-Sayed and Zohran Mamdani are reportedly dating.
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