We saved all the energy on LED lights so we could put it all into surveillance centers, while depriving ourselves of red light. Everything is awful. I can't eat the bread, and the circus is terrible

I'm not saying Baba is broken. All I'm saying is my first game back in #Deadlock since June 1 (when I adopted my new puppy) netting me an MVP feels pretty insane.

ADHDog

sitting down to read The Watercourse Way, I am convinced that I understood Tao better before I tried to study it

I know it's not a new problem, per se, but it is so much worse than ever. Everyone's just competing to be the worst person as fast as possible. You can't discuss anything without blocking a thousand bad faith actors. Y'all motherfuckers need some whimsy in your lives.

Little blue teething ring toy is excellent for in-house fetch with Yuki. It can take wild bounces without being too destructive, and doesn't end up rolling underneath couches/chairs/beds nearly as much as the little Kong tennis balls

my timeline today is ridiculous. It's almost nothing but Wardogs ...discourse? and people needing to remind people that D&D is group improv and Erika is actually a badass and the horrors of zionism. That's not going anywhere, unfortunately.

The responses to this are full of people I'm glad I've never had to sit at a table with. Just the worst TSR shitlords imaginable.

finding out the hard way that #wardogs marks whether or not you've done the tutorial somewhere locally and not in your server profile was an extremely unfun waste of my time after an OS reinstall

Worst part of Wardogs for me so far is going outside IRL and thinking I'm hearing the drill alarm in the distance for no reason. War trucker is a lot of fun though. You kids have fun playing death Minecraft. I'll bring you the LEGOs.

explaining to work "sorry, I can't take any tickets right now. I have to go lay on my porch under the patio umbrella and listen to rain with my eyes closed"

I sure hope the increase to holy water drops is *massive* because there has been literally no reason to mine paloxite deliberately. You already get *way, way, way* more than you can ever use just from processing relics from wholesale slaughter of pals trying to get the water.

I'm not willing to give up my old Jormuntide Ignis that I spent days molding to perfection two years ago, but Dupin here is pretty adorable and considerably smaller and faster getting to jobs, so they get to stay. #Palworldㅤㅤㅤㅤ

I'm built different! <derogatory, exasperated>

For best results, take one capsule daily with our without food. You may or may not wear a hat as well. Feel free to call your mom as you do this, or not.

"you're not hungry. you just can't stand other people having food that isn't yours." and other tales from raising puppies

I need everyone to say hello to my new, sweet, baby boy, Yuki!