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april

@karlirove

I only have this app so I can pretend like I have pop punk and soccer friends.

Joined July 2009
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Lol may not be able to log into Twitter from new phone
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Two conversations, one morning. I am insane.
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Would have been more realistic if Barbie said “you guys ever think about just giving up and rotting?”
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how often does your girlfriend think about the Soviet Union
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I’ve never really felt like I let parasocial relationships affect me, but I feel so personally sad and guilty about @BenKissel sabbatical. I absolutely do not know the guy, but his melodic voice got me through tough times and it’s hard to break that concept from a “he’s a celeb”.
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Hail Ben. Hail getting help.
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when I was 12 I googled “two men kissing” on my dads computer and when he asked me why that was in his search bar I said “I don’t know you tell me”
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Today is the one day of the year where I unapologetically talk about George W Bush for a solid six hours.
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*slams two beers* I think I’m in a prison in my own cargo pants… I’m a poser, I don’t even own cargo pants.
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I’ll say it once and I’ll say it again. The corncob tv soundtrack really was the best move for Hot Mulligan’s Career.
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At a music festival and there’s a man shazaming the song the band is playing.
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Real W in the chat for @HotMulligan playing Madison Square Garden. Damn, y’all really blew up.
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Lol oh yeah keeping Twitter for tour announcements and my personal hot takes about bands from 2005.
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I have seen fall out boy far too many times in my life. Pls stop going on tour with bands I love.
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Justifying taking a break from social media, but not Twitter because Twitter is my personal diary.
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I just ate a bunch of sour patch kids, happy Halloween
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Microwave + Free throw Tour is all I ask for.
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Listen, just let me make it to happy hour at Arby’s.
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