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be kind👽✨🦇 she/her

Cincinnati, OH
Joined June 2013
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"I'll just stop and get gas in the morning" Me in the morning realizing I have to get gas:
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adult friendship texts be like
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Your voice note is incomplete without “so yeah” at the end.
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Slept for 9 hours straight and 1 hour lesbian
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woke 3.0 is here baby
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Me tomorrow at work because I once again didn’t become independently wealthy over the weekend.
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at the blexas roadhouse and just ordered a libeye
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People who don't own cats will be like " Why is there random garbage in your living room?" While cat owners are like "Don't be rude those are her things"
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not all angels are in heaven, for example im on the porch smoking a marlboro red
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give your cat a little kiss on the head and say it's from me pls
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Eu voltando pra casa depois de usar uma roupa boa em um dia chato:
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Sometimes all you can really do is get sexier
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Disinfecting my wound with a buzzball
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“this is so you” my favorite sentence ever
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Me: asleep in bed "sightly adjusts leg" My cat: the energy became incredibly hostile. I'm leaving.
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I love when you see your cat walking toward you at a leisurely pace and you say "hi baby!" because you're excited to see them and they start trotting a little bit faster cause they're excited to see you too
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just had dinner at blexas roadhouse. we ate gender affirming rolls. the birthday song is now a drag performance?
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Getting paid and immediately paying my credit card bill.
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