I still can't love twitter🤷♀️ but am a fair voyeur IG @katecort
Fort Worth, TX
Joined August 2009
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Katelin Cortney retweeted
Michelle knowing that she has to get through this stupid slumber party date…
#TheBachelorette #BacheloretteABC
TEDDY CRUZ COMIN' IN HOT 🔥
(Non-tx ppl have fun on google🤣)
#nobodysgonnaknow #howwouldtheyknow #theyregonnaknow #punny #tedcruzmemes #cancun #tedcruz #texas #snowmageddon #ercot #tedcruzscandal #cancuncruz #fledcruz
instagram.com/reel/CLctXHLnT…
But why is no one talking about the miracle that somehow Melania was close enough to Donald in the last 3.5 years to get Covid-19.
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This is gold
This is one of the most ambitious bits we’ve done on @latelateshow it took us 3 months to prank David Beckham, and it couldn’t have gone any better!
Katelin Cortney retweeted
walking into my booked conference room after the previous meeting goes 1 minute over
Katelin Cortney retweeted
I’ve fallen so many times in my life, that I started figuring out creative ways to get back up without missing a beat!! 😂🤷♂️
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👊✨ #WeGetUp #Hamilton @USFigureSkating #FBF
Katelin Cortney retweeted
20/20 really dropped the ball with this John Wayne Bobbitt 25th Anniversary 2hr. Special Interview...They should of done the Whole 2 hrs. Commercial free and had it all sponsored by Oscar Meyer Wieners
Katelin Cortney retweeted
Confession: My dad is a Pastor & I play the piano at church when I'm home. I religiously play R&B songs during portions of the service to see who notices. I've been playing "Between the sheets" by the Isley Brothers for almost 6 months and today my mom finally noticed.