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30s • professional yapper and meme connoisseur • always yelling about my fave sports teams and reality tv

Joined June 2009
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i hate to do a HP tweet in 2026 but the way stephen miller listens and tilts his head is giving voldemort
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s13, 16, and 19 you are so special to me
which series of taskmaster has the best lineup of all time (it can be outside of the british version) (special/temporary guests count as well)
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i have read 6 of the top 25 and i recommend project hail mary soooo much! even if you've already seen the movie. the book is so so good.
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!!!! we need to do this all over the metro with many stops. what i would give to not have to drive to work + drive (and pay for parking) in downtown detroit
City leaders are researching whether an existing 26-mile manufacturing rail line could be converted to carry passengers between Sterling Heights and downtown Detroit.
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replace him with hilary knight!!!!
The Dylan Larkin banner has been removed outside Little Caesars Arena.
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ok @JocelynBenson i am BEGGING you to work with the michigan legislature on public transit. with gas prices this high we need options! + i would like to stop putting money in the illitch corps pocket and not pay to park downtown for events.
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more signs of the blue wave!!!!
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We have to say “Mississippi” after each number
Wtf takes Mississippi so gahdamn long to count votes??
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if abdul came to the pistons game tonight we would win by 45
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can we find some enthusiasm chuck? jesus christ
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let's not forget how chuck schumer refused to fund angie nixon's campaign and how jeffries is saying people don't want dems to "seek revenge". these are not serious opposition party leaders.
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hey @HouseDemocrats @SenateDems i want you to be MEANER. MEAN IS ON THE MENU in 2027. enough is enough.
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ABDUL IS GIVING AN ACCEPTANCE SPEECH
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i really can’t believe this. cmon abdul. this is the only thing i need to go to sleep happy
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hmmm i actually think reporters making "direct appeals" to jack campbell's family are gross! they don't owe us a single detail in the wake of a life threatening injury/recovery. it's weird!!!!! we don't know him!!!!!
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Don’t understand the concept of an “election night watch party” at all. Election night is not for socializing. It’s for looking at your phone and throwing up
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“did you see this twee—“ let me stop you there. I have seen every tweet. if it is posted I have read it. I am refreshing and I am reading and I am refreshing and I am going to do this for nineteen hours straight because if I miss something it will have a direct electoral effect
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haley stevens writing an "x article"
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