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laying Down
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GO BREWERSSSSSSSS
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just said “i don’t like this” out loud to no one about nothing in particular
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can i hold $20
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this is the seventh time i’ve tweeted this jcnsklxkdnbd
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have you ever had your doordash stolen
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have you ever stolen someone else’s doordash order
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Jalen Hurts I would like to make you some dinners to keep in your freezer
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i’m so used to politicians being heinous in this country that i thought i was desensitized to any political action a candidate could take, but ramaswamy’s actions here are truly making me sick to my stomach
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i’ve thought about this all day. like how fucking dare you. truly a despicable human being
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if u never had a babytron phase i cant trust u
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nothing has ever turned me on more than the 30 rock episode where liz accidentally joins an all female fight club
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she fuckin the mailman for mail
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i think the whole “different alcohols having different effects” thing is BS except for red wine. red wine will have you sexting your mailman
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We going blind 2027
BREAKING: The Supreme Court agrees to review the Reconstruction-era ban on distilling spirits in private homes. -AP
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can yall give me media recommendations (movie, music, tv, book, whatever) i’m making my media bucket list for the winter. so far i just have twin peaks
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i guess girl
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three day old movie theater popcorn for lunch
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monday
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one billion emails . yayyyy
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