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Joined April 2014
Just take my money already
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Zulu men are slowly dethroning Limpopo men as the biggest hoe-savers
Love looks good on Cindy Makhathini ❤️
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There’s an interview ka Dr. Rebecca that lives rent free in my mind 😭😭😭 She was interviewing a former gangster who is now a pastor and gospel singer, so she asks him where he’s from and he answers “I’m from Kroonstad in the Free State” and she goes “Wow umgulukudu wase Kroonstad, mshayelen’ izandla” 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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There’s an interview ka Dr. Rebecca that lives rent free in my mind 😭😭😭 She was interviewing a former gangster who is now a pastor and gospel singer, so she asks him where he’s from and he answers “I’m from Kroonstad in the Free State” and she goes “Wow umgulukudu wase Kroonstad, mshayelen’ izandla” 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Unai Emery didn’t get a talkSPORT invite to explain how he beat Man City? 😏
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It’s Monday 📈 And we got the best way to start your week 📍 as the conversation around Mageu has erupted 👀 we got Loyiso Bala with to state his side of the story 🗣️ regarding the best kwaito music group TKZee 🎙️what Mageu’s role was in the group 👀 and Gwyza’s input to the songs that were written 📍 Catch #PodcastandChill today at 3pm 🕒 on YouTube 🔴
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Welcome to Nelspruit
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What makes these things that expensive? Who decides the value cause i see a R5000 bicycle.
Black Coffee owns an Odyssee bicycle worth around R376,000 and a Louis Vuitton bicycle that costs R783,322 🚴‍♂️💰🙆🏾‍♂️🔥
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A lecturer in Zimbabwe earns R5590??????😭😭🤣😭😭😭
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Both my neighbours whom I share a pole with are not around, I’m sitting here with no electricity because this thing needs to be plugged before you can use it, who came up with this things mara?😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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😂😂😂
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MONDAY 05:30 — STILL NO CALL BUT WE KEEP DROPPING CVS 😭💀 Me at Mbombela Taxi Rank with plastic sleeve like it's degree certificate 📄🙏 Taxi driver: "Nelspruit?" Me: "No, Boxer, Shoprite, Pick n Pay — all of them!" 😂 My CVs after rain, taxi dust, and 20 shops: still hopeful 📄💧 Phone: Vodacom promo "You won R5 airtime!" — I thought it was manager! 💀😭 We don't give up — we drop till they call! 🙏
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When i say: "um on the way"
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Men answer only! Do men truly fall in love? Or do they fall in lust? How can someone tell the difference? Or are you guys just good at pretending?
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I respect a man who can tell a woman he’s not interested instead of pretending, leading her on, and wasting her time. Rejection hurts less than deception. 💯
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Insults when losing argument
What screams Low IQ?
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What if she agrees 😭
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God, please give strength to everyone who has to start again.🙏🏾🕊️ Starting over after losing money, losing someone, losing an opportunity, losing confidence, or simply losing themselves can be painful 💔🥹 Help them understand that beginning again isn't proof that they failed.🌱 It is proof that they still have hope.
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Did anyone else used to think Virgin Active was an organization that helps virgins stay virgins?
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My 9-year-old daughter came home from school crying, feeling humiliated because her teacher denied her permission to use the toilet, and she ended up wetting herself. To make matters worse, she says other learners laughed at her. As a parent, I am heartbroken and deeply disappointed. How do you deny a child permission to use the toilet and allow them to go through such an embarrassing experience? What should I do in this situation?
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Discovery bank has monthly charges but also charges you for every transaction ✋🚮😏.
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