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Hater of pigeons

Joined July 2009
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they’re better than me which is all that matters
One day, we will all sit down and confess that washing machines don’t wash clothes well.
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DaiPost deliver my package today I’m begging you. I know you didn’t attempt to deliver shit these past two days like you claimed 😭
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This is begging for an anime
I'm a massive fan of an underdog story in sports. Yesterday, the smallest active sumo wrestler made his debut at 125 lbs at just 15 years old. Here is he taking on the 330lb 21 year old Toramusashi.
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Every ailment in The Good Doctor was related to cancer. A patient comes in with injuries from a car crash sef they’ll find a way to link it to cancer😭😂
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Anyway... Acid Trip is tomorrow. Make sure you don't miss out on the biggest house party of the year
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Kobby retweeted
The machines do a much much better job than me. I’ll tell you that much lmao
One day, we will all sit down and confess that washing machines don’t wash clothes well.
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You’re never going to find Jay Ellis out of a job.
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The most expensive piece of ass since Helen of Troy.
BREAKING: Nvidia wipes out $325,000,000,000.00 in market cap at the open.
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me ankasa menni hao. Bring
If she’s into you. She’s probably a chinese spy.
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The #LoveIsBlind reunion taught me I can text all the hookers I want as long as I bring my bible to breakfast
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Kobby retweeted
This video came out a decade ago and till today it perfectly captures how men can tell if the woman is into them. Hope it clears things up for you.
Men please be honest. Are y'all really clueless when a woman is into you, or do you pretend like you don't know because the feeling isn't mutual?
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Me and Jensen Huang’s ex wife after she gets half his money in the divorce.
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Aye this reunion??
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3nde3 wo maame tw3 o
Replying to @mekstan007
And that “3” in their words annoys me tf
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Kobby retweeted
Anyone who is in a well paid corporate job should be aggressively saving and where possible building alternative income streams. The conventional 3-6 month emergency fund does not apply to the times we are in. I think you need a 1-2 year emergency fund and a plan to pivot.
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After 3 days and 1 million deaths I’ve finally beaten that forken tai chi guy with the metal gloves
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I'm old enough to remember when Daniel Craig was too blonde, too rough and too unknown to play Bond. Casting directors are generally good at their jobs.
Whoever is chosen as the next James Bond, I think it’ll be almost impossible for them to surpass Daniel Craig in terms of talent and charisma.
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Me in boarding school during harmattan🤣🤣
Me this morning 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Helen Mirren is so evil in Mobland it’s crazy. Top actress. Maeve Harrigan is who the devil goes to for tutorials.
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