âItâs just a bunch of hocus pocus!â
bbs first mocap video. No AI used (for once my life). Made using Unreal, Blender, Metahuman Animator, and Movie Render.
Getting the dresses to behave nearly ended me.
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Introducing NEOâs 25 Degrees of Freedom, tendon-driven hands â nearing or surpassing human-level dexterity, strength, speed, and reliability.
For seventy years, robotics worked around the hand problem. The humanoid bet is the reverse: it lives or dies at the fingertips.
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Lmao would anyone even notice this in SF?
I want to hear more about wireflow honestlyâŚ
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Well that escalated quickly đ
Insane camera path generation harry!
Fun fact - I started this entire trend after seeing a fantastic post by @bilawalsidhu using photogrammetry camera trajectories
Now look at how far itâs gone đ
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Baby has gotten good at identifying âdadaâ but still struggling with surrealism, cubism, even baroque.
This bird be kakookaburrinâ outside my window at 5am like weâre in a Costa Rican rainforest. Itâs Boston, calm down.
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just met a cute girl at the wedding iâm at
like unreal. face card so crazy my frontal lobe clocked out. iâm talking generational. if symmetry was a startup she just closed series b.
weâre vibing. sheâs laughing. eye contact locked. iâm farming aura like itâs a full-time job.
then coding comes up.
she goes âyeah i codeâ
my soul did a hard restart
iâm like oh word âwhat do you build?â
she says
âmostly vibe-coding rnâ
and thatâs where a normal man would say âthatâs fireâ and get her number
but unfortunately i was built in a lab
i go:
âok define vibe-codingâ
âclaude code or codexâ
âcursor agent mode or raw dogging promptsâ
âyou got git or just vibesâ
âtests?â
âtypes?â
âdeploy?â
ârollback?â
âyou read diffs or click accept like a casino addictâ
she starts laughing like iâm joking
i was entering forensic mode.
she says âi just use chatgpt and claude and keep asking until it kinda worksâ
i say âworks whereâ
she says âlike⌠on my laptopâ
i say âso localhost cosplayâ
bro.
and i swear to God the violinist in the corner sounded like a system alarm
the vibe died instantly
DIED
flatline. kernel panic. social segfault. full emotional 500 in prod.
i try one last save. i go âok but do you at least push to githubâ
she says âsometimes, i mostly keep stuff on desktop foldersâ
DESKTOP FOLDERS
i started dissociating. i could see my ancestors. i could hear linus torvalds screaming in the distance.
her friend walks over like âomg are yâall talking techâ
and i accidentally say
âshe said sheâs a developer but her stack is claude code, codex, and divine interventionâ
she goes âwait no i made a websiteâ
i said âa figma screenshot with a typeform link is not a website, it is a cry for helpâ
SILENCE.
like biblical silence.
they walked away. she did not look back.
my friend comes over like âbro she was INTO you what happenedâ
i said âshe called herself a coder and then described generating a landing page and praying over itâ
he said âso?â
SO???
iâm supposed to build a future with someone whose incident response plan is ârefresh and re-promptâ???
she had a heavenly face card but an apocalyptic workflow
zero tests
zero repos
zero shame
infinite vibes
couldâve had her number
but she now knows i respect source control
and honestly thatâs worth more
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This story is actually insane:
⢠dude drops $2000 on a DJI robot vacuum like a lunatic
⢠refuses to use the normal app like a peasant
⢠Sammy Azdoufal fires up Claude to crack the API so he can drive it with an xbox controller
⢠Claude delivers the goods
⢠pulls an auth token from their servers, connects successfully
⢠except the system thinks he controls 7000 vacuums
⢠checks again
⢠yep, seven thousand
⢠DJI built authentication with zero device ownership verification
⢠any valid token works for any unit on the planet
⢠Sammy now has eyes inside homes across 24 countries
⢠live vacuum camera feeds everywhere
⢠full floor plans from the mapping data
⢠some guy in germany eating cereal at 3am, unaware his roomba is snitching
⢠one API call away from being the most informed burglar in history
⢠all he wanted was to steer his vacuum with a joystick
⢠does the right thing and reports it
⢠DJI fixes it in two days
⢠back to normal life with his stupidly expensive floor cleaner
⢠IoT companies stay undefeated at shipping garbage security
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New piece by @LehmanBrother42 on Bostonâs policy environment published in Pirate Wiresâgo check it out: piratewires.com/p/is-boston-âŚ
As many of you know, Iâm a huge fan of Boston. I was born here, lived here pretty much my whole life etc⌠etc⌠but far more importantly, Iâve chosen to build here (LevelUp, Grubhub, Groma) because itâs a great city with great people. Groma is probably the most direct example of my commitment to this city. We are investing huge amounts of time and treasure into making housing work better for everyone in Boston. Groma breathes new life into old properties, we advocate for policies that create more housing, we own and operate 100+ properties, and enable everyone, including our renters, to own them along with us. While weâll expand the Groma model to other cities in the future, weâre starting in Boston for a reason. Itâs a unique city and a place capable of forging solutions to local and global problems.
A big part of Gromaâs approach to investing to improve cities we operate in is an active approach to policy risk. A bad policy can do tremendous damage to cities as weâve seen time and time again. Lots of cities across the US, including most of the big ones, have a tendency to propose or implement policies that are bad for residents, businesses and economic growth more broadly, but may have short term positive effects for certain favored groups, which is helpful during election cycles. Groma has a variety of strategies for mitigating the impact of these policies. In some cases, our scale and operational flexibility allow us to minimize their impact; in others, weâre able to work with aligned groups to stop the proposals from being implemented in the first place.
This latter approach tends to rely heavily on active discussion and calling attention to the negative expected impacts of policy proposals when appropriate. Chrisâs article is pretty harsh, but it fits squarely into this category. Our goal here is to build awareness of the risk posed not just to Boston, but to Massachusettsâs economy as a whole, by these policies. The state legislature in particular has been pretty well attuned to Bostonâs political excesses, and conveying to them the importance of maintaining smart, pro-growth policy at the state level has been an effective strategy.
I care a lot about Boston. I know Chris feels the same. And caring about something sometimes requires saying some pretty harsh truths. Boston has a choice in the coming years. Do we go for the Mamdani/Johnson/Breed doom loop ride, or skip it? SF is already recovering, NYC is headed down a scary path, and Chicago is in a rough spot with no obvious path out. Boston is doing fine today, but flirting with terrible choices with predictably terrible results. If you care about Boston, read Chrisâs (extremely thorough) article, and letâs work together to not make the same mistakes other cities have in the past few years. Thereâs no need to repeat the experiment.
As always, feel free to ping me or Chris with any questions about this pieceâweâre always happy to chat.




























