Systems Developer, eCommerce @QlikView in Radnor, PA
Devon, PA
Joined November 2012
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coworker: "Hey, it could be worse!"
me: "Why would you say that?? Do you WANT more bad things to happen?!"
I am now waiting for every server to crash simultaneously.
me: *logs on to webex*
coworker who is hosting: Hey, Kristin, did you get the webex link for this meeting?
me: Yes, thank you!
.......
I think we both need more coffee...
me: AHHHHH
coworker: You ok over there?
me: I just realized I typed "sumbit" instead of "submit." No wonder my code wasn't working.
coworker: Sounds like SOME BIT of code was wrong ;-)
I have an email in my inbox, that was sent to me today at 5:30PM.
I gotta ask my coworker to share that time travel technology with me.
Kristin Dormuth retweeted
Due to extremely hot conditions, a Code Red is now in effect. During a Code Red, @PHLCityHomeless increases outreach to keep homeless Philadelphians safe. Call 215-232-1984 to request outreach ➡️ bit.ly/CodeRedPHL
Kristin Dormuth retweeted
Today at 12:15 pm EDT, we mark the astronomical start of Spring in the northern hemisphere with the March Equinox, as such today is one of two days each year where there is roughly the same amount of day and night. bit.ly/2tLeonR
me: *logs on to web conference*
web conference: You are the first participant! Please wait for the meeting to begin.
web conference: *hold music loads*
web conference: "Never gonna give you up..."
me:...
me: Did...did I just get rick-rolled by a web conference?
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Did you know that if you think "work...Work!....WORK!!" really hard at the code while it's running, it'll will work this time?
Coworker A: I'm having trouble connecting to the internet; does someone have the update download on a thumbdrive that I can borrow?
Coworker B: No problem, I'll just email it to you.
system: *fails*
us: what happened?
system logs: "Errors occurred during process."
us:....
us: got any details on that one?
system logs: "Errors occurred during process"
