@keatingcomedy

Comedian,

 Auckland
youtube.com/watch?v=U4bvac63XFo
Joined October 2009
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Had facestairs, got facelift.
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Hand of Maradona #FIFA
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Sandalwood toe jam.
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Band broke because Mary robbed Peter to pay Paul.
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keatingcomedy.blogspot.com/2…
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I went to the wrong end of the queue at Subway and asked for a role reversal.
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Fishing story so long I told him to cut to the catch.
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I drink like a freshwater fish.
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Stoked to be helping bring the lols to Ponsonby Social Club on Thur 28 September.
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Classic laughs: Wed 23 August, Fri 1st (10pm), Wed 20, Thurs 28 Sept
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ChatPGT
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Deciduous leaves, evergreen stays.
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TGIGF
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I hand-rear puppets.
Electric cars are a good example of an invention that isn't quite an environmental solution rnz.co.nz/national/programme…

Kris De Decker: 'We need to reduce energy consumption no matter where the energy comes from'

After 11 years working as a science and tech journalist, Kris De Decker realised that low-tech is actually the way of the future. He's the creator of Low-Tech Magazine - a solar-powered website...

rnz.co.nz
If writing is rewriting, then reading is rereading.
The secret to being productive is to work on the right thing - even if it's at a slow pace. James Clear As the Marines say: Slow is smooth, smooth is fast.
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Running is a miracle worker.
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Corona keg delta blow at Omnicom work do.
A smile is the best makeup a girl could wear. Marilyn Monroe in the Romanian Army no one beneath the rank of Major is permitted to use lipstick. Evelyn Waugh
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