@keepoffgrasss

sardines and beet martinis

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Joined December 2020
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Wasn’t planning on sharing this, but yesterday i withdrew some crypto profits and today i bought a car. kinda surreal seeing things come together like this. appreciate @ines_ferre for the guidance along the way.
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text speech is perfectly fine to use while you’re driving 65 mph on the highway and don’t let anybody tell you otherwise
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EDUCATE YOURSELF.
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not watching his story as an act of resistance
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girl who said “my knees hurt” then went home and ate a caesar salad in bed
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7.5 ounces of sprite in the shower tn
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but some of you are out if mine
jena@srepsevApr 9
assume no one is out of your league… that is all
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guy whos only been to new orleans for mardi gras be like when do they throw the beads
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grass retweeted
ૐ@BirkinAuraApr 8
this summer will be dedicated to me being insanely sexy & gorgeous and having so much fun
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alex@abjortiaApr 8
she was playing in jodi arias wigssss
Info Caroline Polachek@InfoPolachekApr 7
Caroline Polachek Yearbook Photo
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classic news interview; akin to when teens were choking themselves to get high or that guy turned zombie on bath salts. most kids know little to zero people doing it in real life but parents hardcore go all in with worry. and if u did know a kid doing that they were weird.
FearBuck
@FearedBuckApr 6
CBS interviewed an 18-year-old using steroids to looksmax revealing he’s been on tren for 10 months after seeing influencers use it They also interviewed his parents, who say they are very concerned “If I have a heart attack at 30, I have a heart attack”
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also not to be a horrible terrible woman but #naturalselection #amirightladies bc what do you mean his parents are concerned and hes just displaying his drugs on national tv
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threatening the avoidant man with lifelong devotion if he crosses me
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[flirting] are you also incredulous and cynical
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goin places in my hometown lookin like garbageeeee
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hair greasy, shoes too big, smiling through it all cant believe this is my life
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“1 like isn’t a lot” imagine 1 me
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easter shower coffee at my parents’ house
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your 20s are for having fun. your 30s are for having fun. and you guessed it your 40s are for having fun
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my mommy took these
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