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she/they ☠︎︎ 25 ︎☠︎︎ ︎cbyf
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please don’t make the super suit green!
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀🪼 OR ANIMATED !!!!!⠀⠀⠀
alt: @djonnoisseur
priv: @elfkeery
928-8-332433.carrd.co
🤫 yum yum yum, this will feed me while ao3 is down, you did ur big one queen/king/head of the household/idfk i js dont wanna get canceled
🗣️ hahhahaah thank u🙏😮💨
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🤫 I NEED TO SEE ILYA MORE DESPERATE!! SHANE WALK HIM LIKE A DOG OKAY THANK U ILY
🗣️ trust me they’re both gonna be desperate 😼😼😼😼
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Damn, I love women.
Janella Salvador and Klea Pineda, Filipino actresses who are dating in real life.
🤫 My dick stopped breathing who know cpr
🗣️ 😭😭😭😭 ilya asf
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🤫 hiii use twinote for tweets :)
🗣️ thank youuuuuu
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🤫 Hi hi hi! I found your text au because I’ve been looking for something since ao3 went down and it is FEEDING ME!!! Please keep them coming!! Amazing job
🗣️ yayayayay!! it’s my first smau so the update today was small, i’m glad ur liking it so far!
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🤫 when ao3 returns you HAVE to write the 8 week rule smau in full please !!!
🗣️ hahah maybe! there will probably be some written passages in the smau just bc it’s difficult to get full context with just tweets and messages
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poll for next updates in the replies
hollanov - #smau (nsfw 18+)
shane and ilya are finally married and playing for the same team. after a great start to their first season side-by-side, ilya is looking forward to the playoffs. that is, until he realises shane is a firm believer in the ‘no sex’ superstition.
okay that’s the update for today! if anyone has a better site for getting fake tweets that would be great bc the one i’m using is shit from a butt😁
let me know your thoughts ngl.link/keeryisms1
FIRST UPDATE IS LIVEEEE
hollanov - #smau (nsfw 18+)
shane and ilya are finally married and playing for the same team. after a great start to their first season side-by-side, ilya is looking forward to the playoffs. that is, until he realises shane is a firm believer in the ‘no sex’ superstition.