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Most Dope Soldier, thought I told you it’s forever • Depressed Detroit sports fan • @MarquetteU • Find me on the links

Marquette, MI
Joined November 2020
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BREAKING: Wisconsin sues Kalshi, Polymarket, Robinhood, Coinbase on the same day for running illegal sports betting
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Lions announce roster moves: Placed LB Jack Campbell on Reserve/Injured Signed DB Nick Whiteside to the active roster (from the practice squad) Elevated EDGE Anthony Lucas and RB Jabari Small from the Practice Squad to the Active/Inactive list
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OMG @libsoftiktok you were right they rigged it!!!!
🚨 BREAKING: Republican operative Aiden Rowan has been arrested for ballot fraud in the 2026 midterms.
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After you shower and moisturize, you don't put your dirty underwear back on, do you? This post is about Hakeem Jeffries and Chuck Schumar.
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The Constitution does not explicitly require the Speaker of the House to be an elected member of Congress. That means Obama could be Speaker. Just throwing that out there for funsies.
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Insufferable. Synonym: Wesley Bryan.
Yall are idiots. How did you spin my words that direction? I was asking the question to the general golf audience I would rather watch Bob Does Sports than the PGA TOUR. I would rather play alt shot with Bob than a pro golfer. I literally chose YouTube golf for that reason.
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Never seen a list have more teams on the outside have interest than the ones on the list. MTL, BOS and BUF all want in MIN is the only one on the list who has interest. Nice “10 team list” you got there Quitter!
Chris Johnston: Re Dylan Larkin trade request: The 10 teams Shawn Horcoff feels he has to work with, there’s not a good enough deal to make there; he believes that there is better deals to be found from other teams, but Larkin will not expand that list - Early Trading (11/5)
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It feels like removing a dagger from my leg. Headache. Dysphoria. Flatness. Hearing phantom iPhone dings in my sleep. Days 1-3 were more of a rush. I felt light and free. On day 4, the withdrawals began. I've never had to kick something like this before. Screens are a legit addiction. I'm curious to see if the month 6 PET scan shows enhanced metabolism in regions that improve in drug addicts who quit like the thalamus, frontal cortex, and striatum (reward circuit). There are no PET studies of people quitting screens, so Dr. Eber and I are breaking new ground. Image attached is baseline PET (F18 tracer). That's one of a few scans I'm tracking. Day 6/365 Sent from my screenless phone
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We’re gonna bully him into quitting. Keep up the work, patriots
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Couldn’t have picked a more broken person for the most dysfunctional White House in history.
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I love that he is an asshole to the media and Republicans. I hate respectability politics. Get that kumbaya shit outta here.
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#Lions DC Kelvin Sheppard says Dan Campbell put football aside to begin the week and gave players a chance to talk about how they were feeling about the Jack Campbell injury in front of the team. Says real strength and real leadership is being vulnerable.
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“Why can’t my town of 500 people sway an election” dude some of these red counties don’t even have a Meijer within 50 miles
Michigan's election results map has looked like this for as long as I can remember. It will forever piss me off that so few metro areas seal the results of an entire state.
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FYI: DEI is still dead.
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Some thoughts on Jack Campbell.
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I stopped by Renee and Alex’s memorials today and was inspired to see all those who showed up to pay their respects and leave an “I voted” sticker. We have not forgotten. Accountability is coming.
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OH SHIT WE GETTING SAM LAPORTA. BET HE LOOKS GOOD IN HONOLULU BLUE
Trade deadline predictions Jonathan Taylor➡️ DEN Breece Hall➡️ NYJ Josh Downs➡️ KC BTJ➡️ DEN Tony Pollard➡️NYG Jauan Jennings➡️ MIN Jacoby Brissett➡️ LV Kirk Cousins➡️ MIN Budda Baker➡️BUF Sam LaPorta➡️DET
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The Yzerman conversation is not even close to complete. Dylan Larkin, now revealed as an entitled bitch influenced by his BFFs on Team USA, is going to be exposed for his role and that’s going to be done by former Wings.
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Jeffries and Schumer both need to go
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Just comply.
It’s going to be open season on Conservatives and ICE agents Elected Democrats will encourage and cheer it on. Stay armed and vigilant. They want to kiII us.
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