International Selling Author, Screenwriter, Podcaster, Performer (ish), Rejected Girl Scout. #binders @TallPoppyWriter #WFWA

Philadelphia, PA
Joined May 2008
I’m kellysimmons on bluesky and kellyasimmons on threads and I need my #readers and #writers and fun people pleassssssssseeeeee #booklovers #writingcommunity
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The craziest thing about Trump firing artillery shells over California that damaged JD Vance's motorcade is it's not even the closest he's come to killing his own VP.
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I wrote something for Mr. Porter about how to pack for a stylish summer holiday! This is for an international audience, so it doesn't include tips like "carry a burner phone if you've ever made a joke about JD Vance." mrporter.com/en-gb/journal/f…
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Well, I know I know, everyone spends less time here, and more time there, which is why you might enjoy a free newsletter. Mine is called Read Shop Eat Repeat, and I post recommendations and often have book giveaways. What's not to like? Join us: signup.e2ma.net/signup/27545…
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ALL my books, stolen by Meta to train its AI, multiple times. 16 years of work, 20 novels. And Meta - one of the richest corporations on earth - chose to use pirated books because β€˜it was too expensive’ to pay for them. Wholesale theft, from every author I know. Disgusting.
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Gary Oldman giggling at farts dubbed into his movies, then laughing 'til the tears roll down his cheeks, may well be the happiest minute of your day.
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Elon is in charge of X, and it’s crashing. He’s in charge of Tesla, and the stock is plummeting. He’s in charge of SpaceX, the rockets are exploding. He’s in charge of DOGE, how do you think that is going to end?
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It's either a terrible time for a #newrelease or a great time to escape to the shores of #nantucket, where the anniversary of an unsolved crime brings a victim back to the island, intent on answers. #crimefiction #suspense #womensfiction amazon.com/Shoulder-Season-S…
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I’ll be at @mainpointbooks from 2-4 today with fellow scribe Beth Kephart to help folks holiday shop for books! πŸŽπŸ“šπŸŽ because who wouldn’t want recs from wildly opinionated yet well read writers?
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Get an exclusive FIRST look at @nytimes bestselling author, @kristywharvey's forthcoming novel, #BeachHouseRules β€” hitting shelves May 27, 2025. Read the full interview to learn more about the design process and the plot details: bit.ly/4g5pFSa
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Overall, it’s a solid thriller with real emotional depth, lots of twists, and a main character you can’t help but root for. If you’re into atmospheric mysteries with strong, flawed characters, this is definitely worth a read! @kellysimmons
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The best gift you can give an author. Just sprinkle a bunch of stars.... No need to write it like a writer, lol!
Did you know? Please leave a review. It doesn’t have to be long. πŸ₯³β€Fun book.” Or β€œI liked it.” is enough.πŸ“š 50 reviews! I’m soooo close. TIA readers!πŸ₯³πŸ₯‚πŸŽ‰
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I hope you'll enjoying reading this list of my Top 25 Historical Fiction titles as much as I enjoyed putting it together for @OprahDaily: oprahdaily.com/entertainment…
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What are you pretty sure you could never get tired of? Let's answer that and MORE in this week's TC After Dark....listen here or wherever you get your podcasts h/t #TellMeMore bit.ly/3NkXsKV
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Did I just leave the house knowing I had a huge coffee stain on my white pants? Yes I did. That’s confidence kids
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