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august πŸ€¨

@kelpweb

currently in jail. account managed by my attorney

 ⚒ they 24 salish sea
Joined January 2019
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Weimar girl. Etelka Maquita, German actress in the 20s.
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Fishhead x_x@Hep13812818Nov 6
Smoking cheap ass weed with seeds in it
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TERFs aren't women@Saeko_Cut15h
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It is the official policy of the United States government that there are only two genders: male & female.
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ForgetfuIPerson@ForgetfuPNov 5
The lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night
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DJ Normal@wndfolaNov 5
mama and planelings U__U
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sports girl πŸ€’@circlingoverNov 5
let him out?
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walter@daveloach2Nov 5
Why did Jay think having sex with Lester would count as a hobby?
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Coors Bankroll@dweebstomperNov 5
Host is making woke chili while answering viewer questions. Ask a freaky question
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bella m lucio as paper
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compend@compend_orgNov 5
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katydidposting 𓆧@0rthopteraNov 4
the concept of this being a crustacean jstage.jst.go.jp/article/spe…
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Wesam
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AGI - Allah guided intuition ASI - Advanced Sharia intelligence LLM - Long Live Muhammad CoT - Chain of Tafsir MCP - Muslim community protocol GAN - Generative Arab Network RAG - Relentless Allah Glorification SDK - Sharia development kit
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Alien Archivist@AlienArchiveXNov 3
On Mar 28, 2023, around midnight in Coronel Pringles, Argentina, workers snapped 2 photos of a humanoid figure during a heavy rainstorm. The figure approached them, stopped in front of them, and then leftβ€”all within a few minutes. alienarchivist.substack.com/… #ufotwitter #aliens #ufo
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lillia β™‘@sealulu_Nov 3
harvest mice hanging out on stalks of wheat
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Ellis@ellis_ellis_ellNov 4
how it feels
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The Lesbian Pervert@babyknifespiceNov 4
ok i’m done fake-libbing out its not funny watching a wave of anti-trans bills enacting actual sexual violence on children pass in these same blue states we’re all cheering on
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