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Ken

@kenamarit

Long time listener, first time caller. Chiptune jams as @chippopotamusic

 Brooklyn
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Joined October 2011
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How can a pigeon store afford to stay open in NYC? (ft. @macygilliam)
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How wet do you have to be before a restaurant’s hostess turns you away at the door? Surely if you show up dressed well but soaking wet they’re going to turn you away, so what’s the threshold.
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More dad jokes on twitter please
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Where did I put my umbrella?
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How do you decide which thing to go to if they're at the same time?
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today in "netflix could be better at promoting things," palme d'or winner hirokazu kore-eda created and showran a series for them that comes out in 8 days. I'm guessing you don't know that!!
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If I’ve read a book but don’t remember any of it, does it count as reading it?
Neighbor is playing bon iver skinny love on repeat prayers up
Damn I’m for sure using emojis incorrectly, I just don’t know which ones 😬
dustin senos (@dustin) profile picturedustin senos@dustin30 Nov 2022
a few years back, I was helping a client with product work. they added me to their slack. i was being active, thumbing up posts, and adding what i thought was a large smile to posts: 😬
what is the crime for which the turkey was sentenced to death & the sentence nullified by the US President? & what guarantee do we have that the turkey won't be executed anyway, as soon as the cameras are gone.
President Biden Archived (@POTUS46Archive) profile picturePresident Biden Archived
@POTUS46Archive21 Nov 2022
Tune in as I pardon the National Thanksgiving Turkey. teapaw.org/i/broadcasts/1OyJAVqld…
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Oversized glasses are low key goated in situations where being a librarian is the vibe
first person to make a sweater must have been so deranged. saw a sheep with wool and said "let me wear that"
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i feel this pain
Father Sean Misty (@seanieviola) profile pictureFather Sean Misty@seanieviola6 Nov 2022
David Lynch on searching for pants.
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Love is color blind
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what does it mean that someone "can cook"? is it enough that you can follow a recipe? if yes, does that mean that any functionally literate person without disabilities can cook? if "can cook" is something more, what is it? the ability to improvise a dish?
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I don’t play overwatch but this seems like the obvious expected outcome
eskay (@eskay520) profile pictureeskay
@eskay52023 Oct 2022
Overwatch ranked rule #4: If someone tells you to switch in a very rude way, you have every right to stay on that hero out of spite even if it makes you lose the game
Got 20 min of free wifi on this flight why did I waste so much time here 🙃
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On the subway, just faked taking a selfie to sneak a candid shot. Really hammed it up 😂🤣
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she’s a 10 but she feeds you poisonous mushrooms to keep you weak and vulnerable and dependent on her
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