Creator, first #webseries 2002's #ShadowFalls. Creator, longest #narrative #webseries 2013's #SmokeBreak. Writer, @Lionsgate's #Nailbiter. MFA General Badassery
Kansas City, MO
Joined March 2012
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SWEETIE | OFFICIAL TRAILER | SUPERNATURAL THRILLER FEATURE FILM youtu.be/1EKHGk7S0jA?is=57Cj… via @YouTube
Is this not 2020? What kind of sexist piece of trash is this??!! apple.news/AX-zIyr67S1mFOKsJ… @washingtonpost I set in 8 hours of zoom classes for this crap! I don’t need a medal to be a dad, but come on. This isn’t 1950!
But in all seriousness, I think that a Jannah and Finn stand alone where they find the families they were stolen from would be amazing! @starwars #StarWarsTheRiseofSkywalker
Things I need immediately from @starwars: Finn/Jannah/Lando adventures in space!
Poe/Zorii Bliss erotica fan fiction.
#StarWarsTheRiseofSkywalker
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My wife and I are contemplating having another baby JUST so he or she can be Baby Yoda for Halloween! #StarWars #TheMandalorian
“I have spoken”. As a father of three I will be using this line every day for at least the next 14 years. Y’all lovin’ the baby but #NickNolte is everything! #TheMandalorian
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Woke up my wife when #DisneyPlus launched early... we’ve now watched #TheMandalorian twice and working on #Benji ... #relationshipgoals
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This man wrote a letter to the house intelligence committee in #ComicSans, his species (#Vogon)also write the third worst poetry in the galaxy. And they do it in #PAPYRUS!!
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Remember when I said great art would come out of this time in history? #Joker is that art!
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#TheBoysTV is the best show I've seen since #TwinPeaksTheReturn and S3 of #Fargo. First show I've binged since S1 of #StrangerThings. I seriously can't believe how good it was. #MM, #Frency, #Butcher and #weehughie I could watch them all day. And did!
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Just got this ad! How much does a man retail for? Is 15% a lot? My wife’s birthday is coming up and I need a short bald Scandinavian to complete the set!
Hey @Macys look into hiring a new copy editor! #crappydesign #kindaracist
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"As a horror writer what kind of dark music do you listen to? ... Wait, is that the #Moana Soundtrack in the background?"
"Yes."
"Are there children present?"
"Nope."
"So you're just...?"
"Yup."
End of interview. #Lossofstreetcred #HWA @Lin_Manuel
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I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.
Have never had as bad of customer service as I just had with @VerizonSupport So I made an error using your website, and I'm the bad guy? @verizon hire kinder people to talk to customers. #Verizon #rude #bademployee
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#TheEndless by @AaronMoorhead and @JustinHBenson is amazing. I can't express how much I love these dudes films! No Spoiler, but what they did to reward those of us that know their catalog was pure bliss! Find it. Watch it. Love it.
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I'm gonna make it easy for you to find it! The only way to keep indy filmmakers alive is to support and buy their work! Trust me, I know! amzn.to/2lLrf2y
I must own this! If my children were old enough, whichever of them bought this for me, would be my favorite! #fathersday amzn.to/2ya2nuC
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