Full of righteous indignation and, as always, a Geese Hate Account. She/her.💗💜💙
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When you see a car with European front plates you know you’re about to witness some of the most unhinged driving you’ve ever seen. Worse if it’s on a BMW
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Enemies to lovers fails to take into account how utterly humiliating it would be to tell your friends that you were sleeping with the person you’d been complaining about incessantly for months or even years. No dick is that good.
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And with that, 75% of the reason why I’m even still on this website is gone. Elon has basically made this platform unusable for me so like shouts to that, it’s been real ✌🏻
Twitter is now limiting automated tweets and as a result this account can no longer post all watches/warnings/advisories as they are issued. We will continue to provide general updates, but ensure that you have multiple means for receiving weather information & alerts.
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I need Taylor swift and her team to understand that I WILL be listening to hits different but I will NOT be purchasing a CD like it’s 2005 so they can either make money off my streams by putting it on Spotify already or they can not, totally up to them 🤷🏻♀️
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I say I want more walkable cities until I have to walk more than 5 minutes to my destination when it’s cold out
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Kenz: Hater™️ retweeted
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great white shark (5.71%)
tiger shark (0.25%)
syringe (6.17%)
Submission by @.Turtlecom1
So wait Twitter is now pushing tweets from total randoms to the for you section even if you don’t have mutual followers or someone you follow interacted? Hard pass
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Nothing stranger than all the Utah girlies with college degrees suddenly wanting to quit their jobs and become nail techs as if that market isn’t way over saturated already and that’s the first thing people will stop spending money on in a recession
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Kenz: Hater™️ retweeted
Every day on this god damn website I see a 15 year old saying some shit like "if you wake up tired, it's because of something called Sleep Trauma, you're a victim of Bed Violence" and ten thousand comments saying oh my god that's so true
Not one single person I don’t talk to on a super regular basis will know when I’m seriously dating someone until I’m engaged or when I’m pregnant till I have the baby because I cannot get over the comedic potential of the out of nowhere I’m engaged/I have a baby post
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Until a couple years ago I would’ve put good money on wake me up when September ends being about 9/11, I was 100% that’s what it was about and let me tell you when I found out it wasn’t I was floored 😂
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