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Be curious, not judgemental

Joined November 2010
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Yesterday I drank monkeys junk, today I'm baby daddy... Oh #SanDiego I love you
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Friday 13th in full swing One of my dogs unwell, get to the vets. Vets power cut out whilst checking her over 🫠
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Happy Outlook outage day to all the office workers in my life 🙌🏼
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He's absolutely right
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with Outlook down, it’s time to be like Kelly Rowland and start sending emails through Excel
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Var (as annoying as it can be) should be used to crack down on this. I'm all up for shielding. But here, that for me is a dive and or a handball. So book the lil lad. Award a freekick. Or be harsher two bookings, to put players off.
Nothing annoys me more than when players do this man
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Well said 💙
I've been a Chelsea fan since 1989, back when Kevin Wilson and Kerry Dixon were leading the line. I've also spent five years working at Stamford Bridge as part of the groundstaff. I've survived Winston Bogarde, Jes Høgh, Bernard Lambourde, Jiří Jarošík, Slaviša Jokanović, Steve Sidwell and plenty of others who probably weren't quite good enough to pull on the shirt in the first place. I've experienced the incredible highs, but I've also endured more than my fair share of lows. I've seen where this club has come from, and perhaps that's why I have a slightly different perspective on where we are now. Some of today's Chelsea supporters have been spoiled by success, trophies and an expectation that we're somehow entitled to compete for everything, every season. That expectation is now clouding their judgement. Look at Liverpool. Klopp took almost five years to deliver a Premier League title. Look at Arsenal. Arteta took six years. Yet Alonso has been in charge for just 13 GAMES and we're already hearing calls for his head. It's utterly mental. Of course we should be beating Tottenham and Sunderland. Nobody is suggesting otherwise. But football doesn't work like that. You don't simply assemble a young squad, appoint a new manager and expect everything to click overnight. This is still a team in transition. There are young players learning their trade, combinations to develop, consistency to find and a new manager trying to establish his identity. There will be setbacks. There will be frustrating performances. There will be bumps along the road. And let's not forget, nobody realistically expected us to finish above Arsenal or Manchester City this season. The primary objective was, and remains, securing Champions League qualification and continuing to build towards becoming genuine title contenders. We need to show a little perspective, a little patience and, above all, a little faith. Supporting Chelsea has never meant expecting everything to happen overnight. If you've been around long enough, you'll know exactly what I mean. Back the manager. Back the team. And give this project time. 💙 #chelseafc #cfc
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True gent. Sending love and strength to all who knew him 💙
💙 IN LOVING MEMORY OF GRAHAM LEWIS 💙 9th November 2026 It is with great sadness and heavy hearts that Norsemen Football Club announces the passing of our dear friend and lifelong club stalwart, Graham Lewis, who sadly passed away on Monday 9th November
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Non-gamer dudes going to work on November 19:
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Low budget alien. The best short film of the year! 😂😂
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Makes me proud to British 😅🙌🏼
🚨 NEW: The launch of GTA 6 is set to cost British businesses over £12m as 83,000 days off are booked for "GTA related reasons"
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You sit down to build it for an hour, you get up and it's actually been 7 years
A LEGO set for ‘INTERSTELLAR’ is in the works.
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I don't know if @JeremyClarkson is aware of all the capcut videos he's in over on TikTok, they're ace. There's too many to share individually so i've put some of the best ones in one video 🤣
🤖 Made with AI
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Can't argue with facts..
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Ladies and gentlemen, I present Link-in Park
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Someone out there is modding Marvel's Spider-Man 2 to turn it into an Iron Man game 💀💀💀
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I used to love a game of hide and seek, but these days good players are hard to find
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the cut from lady diana 2.0 to prince william is cinematic
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John Lewis have really dropped the ball for their Christmas ad 😥
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How could the Terminator possibly find John just by riding around LA hoping to run into him? Like, what are the odds of that? I asked my therapist this question but she told me to just focus on my own mental health.
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Laughed way too hard after seeing the caption
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