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honestly i dont think i actually hate any player in the squad rn (besides the satan in goal), i just hate the manager's positioning and strategy for them. i hate the manager
phoebus 🦈 retweeted
Don’t look back in anger #finallifefanart
(Repost sorry!)
He spent 300m on midfielders in summer and is somehow mismanaging the best of the 2. It goes beyond tactics like have we considered yet he’s genuinely just an idiot maybe?
Noises coming from the #ManCity dressing room suggest Elliot Anderson is effectively being asked to operate as both a No6 and No8 when picked as the deepest midfielder, to join play high up the pitch.
That also relies on somebody covering. That somebody does not exist in this current setup, Enzo Fernandez always too high and wide elsewhere. When they lose duels as happened at the City Ground, @ManCity are not stable enough to recover.
Club analysts have sat with Anderson to go over video clips on how best to follow these instructions to the benefit of the team.
Read the full analysis from @Jack_Gaughan. ⤵️
dailymail.com/sport/football…
phoebus 🦈 retweeted
“noises from the dressing room” ten games into the season is crazy 😭 maresca pissed those players off
he's being asked to cover the entire positions of our midfield what the hell is happening get out of that dressing room
Noises coming from the #ManCity dressing room suggest Elliot Anderson is effectively being asked to operate as both a No6 and No8 when picked as the deepest midfielder, to join play high up the pitch.
That also relies on somebody covering. That somebody does not exist in this current setup, Enzo Fernandez always too high and wide elsewhere. When they lose duels as happened at the City Ground, @ManCity are not stable enough to recover.
Club analysts have sat with Anderson to go over video clips on how best to follow these instructions to the benefit of the team.
Read the full analysis from @Jack_Gaughan. ⤵️
dailymail.com/sport/football…
phoebus 🦈 retweeted
Solve one problem. Don't solve one and create two more, for fuck's sake. At the very least, learn from your mistakes, if you genuinely do rewatch games and conduct tactical analysis with these players in the auditorium.
Once again:
1) Bouaddi is a 6. His age is irrelevant. He's good enough to solve our build-up issues against a variety of presses, and he can knit things together with Anderson in the second phase.
2) Anderson is an 8.
3) Enzo Fernández shouldn't be starting in an ideal midfield that wins us games. Not deep, not advanced, because you have Cherki, your master creator.
4) Gvardiol is no longer a good LB. He's a CB. The manager who knew how to utilise him in unfamiliar roles is gone, and you're nowhere near him in your understanding of the game.
5) Khusanov is our best CB, not a right-back.
6) Nunes and O'Reilly shouldn't be benched, because they're both integral to Doku and Ndiaye.
Prepare for every scenario, simulate everything you like, but those are the facts, and you can't run away from them. Keep doing so and you'll get the sack. Seriously, because this is a business, my guy.



























