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due to popular demand, i've finally made a strawpage. send me stuff if you please or whatever 👇 kevindelover.straw.page
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As things stand Manchester ain’t blue or red it’s shit
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honestly i dont think i actually hate any player in the squad rn (besides the satan in goal), i just hate the manager's positioning and strategy for them. i hate the manager
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the way this manager seems to have set-and-done places of which player is in which role and lazes off to fuck know's what, rather than making the players prove why they deserve it- fight for the roles itself is very telling in the way we play, because most of them barely even try
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maresca is creating a problem that doesn't even need to exist, asking anderson to do double shifts while refusing to give bouaddi an opportunity is borderline insane
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tears they are trying to make this an anderson issue
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Absolute shit bastards.
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gvardiol suits this so well
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Remember, it’s all Manchester City’s fault.
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Don’t look back in anger #finallifefanart (Repost sorry!)
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He spent 300m on midfielders in summer and is somehow mismanaging the best of the 2. It goes beyond tactics like have we considered yet he’s genuinely just an idiot maybe?
Noises coming from the #ManCity dressing room suggest Elliot Anderson is effectively being asked to operate as both a No6 and No8 when picked as the deepest midfielder, to join play high up the pitch. That also relies on somebody covering. That somebody does not exist in this current setup, Enzo Fernandez always too high and wide elsewhere. When they lose duels as happened at the City Ground, @ManCity are not stable enough to recover. Club analysts have sat with Anderson to go over video clips on how best to follow these instructions to the benefit of the team. Read the full analysis from @Jack_Gaughan. ⤵️ dailymail.com/sport/football…
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Life's comes at you fast
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ai hozier pior que algumas pessoas realmente sao melhores desconhecidas
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Perhaps Maresca played Bouaddi the way he did against Brighton to encourage rhetoric like this.
I'm not sure Bouaddi is the solution 19 years old, was being bullied against Brighton Yes a Rodri would solve it but asking a lot of a young lad
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“noises from the dressing room” ten games into the season is crazy 😭 maresca pissed those players off
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he's being asked to cover the entire positions of our midfield what the hell is happening get out of that dressing room
Noises coming from the #ManCity dressing room suggest Elliot Anderson is effectively being asked to operate as both a No6 and No8 when picked as the deepest midfielder, to join play high up the pitch. That also relies on somebody covering. That somebody does not exist in this current setup, Enzo Fernandez always too high and wide elsewhere. When they lose duels as happened at the City Ground, @ManCity are not stable enough to recover. Club analysts have sat with Anderson to go over video clips on how best to follow these instructions to the benefit of the team. Read the full analysis from @Jack_Gaughan. ⤵️ dailymail.com/sport/football…
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why does this current team feel so far removed from our vibes last season ☹️
They took away his best friend 😭
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― Franz Kafka, Letters to Felice
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Solve one problem. Don't solve one and create two more, for fuck's sake. At the very least, learn from your mistakes, if you genuinely do rewatch games and conduct tactical analysis with these players in the auditorium. Once again: 1) Bouaddi is a 6. His age is irrelevant. He's good enough to solve our build-up issues against a variety of presses, and he can knit things together with Anderson in the second phase. 2) Anderson is an 8. 3) Enzo Fernández shouldn't be starting in an ideal midfield that wins us games. Not deep, not advanced, because you have Cherki, your master creator. 4) Gvardiol is no longer a good LB. He's a CB. The manager who knew how to utilise him in unfamiliar roles is gone, and you're nowhere near him in your understanding of the game. 5) Khusanov is our best CB, not a right-back. 6) Nunes and O'Reilly shouldn't be benched, because they're both integral to Doku and Ndiaye. Prepare for every scenario, simulate everything you like, but those are the facts, and you can't run away from them. Keep doing so and you'll get the sack. Seriously, because this is a business, my guy.
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