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Writer. Rabbit. Comedian. Bunny. Person. Hare. Fox. Leporidae. MILF. Cottontail. Banana. Crouton. Carrot. Diamond. Carat. Pun.

NOT Mr. McGregor's garden.
Joined February 2021
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Knock-knock joke for introverts: 'Knock-knock'. 'Who's there?' 'Social anxiety.' 'Social anxiety who?' Then you just stare at them awkwardly for a second before running away.
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I don't get why people act like 4d chess is so impressive. It's actually easier than 3d chess because there's no time limit.
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Verifying my Twitter account for my #GalxeID gid:wkvQptzKBWSGuswjexJ5z5 @Galxe galxe.com/galxeid
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Just got a pre-approved credit card in the mail! They really just hand these out to anyone, huh?
People really be saying that you are what you eat, and then tell me to eat more vegetables. Can't fool me that easy.
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Just saw someone get hit by a car. Awful. The worst part is, I didn't see a single person stopping to help as I was driving away. SMH some people.
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I hate when my computer asks me which program to open something with. I don't know, dude. You're the computer. You tell me.
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Running from the cops is the ultimate double or nothing.
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So I just realized the business school where I go to learn business stuff misspelled the word 'Business'. So that's fun.
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Are they pets because we pet them, or do we pet them because they're pets?
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Comedy will never be automated, because automation requires a profit motive.
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I put $140 into ETH a few days ago and now it's worth a cool $100. #investing
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Sometimes I wonder if my cat actually loves me or if he just has Stockholm Syndrome.
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A broken clock might be right twice a day, but a clock that's set wrong is always going to be a little bit off.
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