bug empath

What Would Jackie Chan Do?

i dream of being a swashbuckling pirate every night

we got uncle cunt at home

yes darling lets have a drinky drink

Scottish people always named some shit like ‘Erewhon McDoogle’

Weed has become a narcotic now. Its no longer just giggles and fun. Its getting truly FUCKED UP and going psychotic.

A wave of nostalgia for a few months ago washing over me

Being stranded on a deserted island would be kinda nice

this croatian uber driver just seen a couple strafighe on the sidewalk and nodded his head

Evolved beyond the biological need for food, surviving instead on weed and coffee - the two new essential nutrients

I got this mate named Foot

intactivists are chopped

girl, you’re giving me diarrhea

Keeping up to-date with news and current affairs over at ifunny

halloween menu: - handburger and frights - chicken burger

Got my greasy hands on tickets to Ken Russell’s The Devils uncensored 4K restoration

That rush of schadenfreude 🤤

After a day of not washing my hair I start looking like Gary Oldman in Slow Horses

Cerebrum reduced to mash