@khalnero

Proud to say that if my son was at home, crying all alone on the bedroom floor because he's hungry, I'd remind him that there is rice at home.

 South East Narnia
Joined January 2012
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Me watching people following me because they think I'm smart and kulchured, not knowing that every subsequent tweet is going to be about nyash:
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Were shows using Dreams by the Cranberries as much as they do before Derry Girls came out? Not complaining at all, I just don’t understand how I never heard that song before Derry Girls and suddenly it’s everywhere
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Ejaj AHmed 🦅
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Brutal reality of making 500K on Steam as a game dev
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nico 🏁@bombdiggy__Oct 23
Student loan wasn’t even worth it. They take way too much from your payslip
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matheus
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Nikolas Ferreira
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Replying to @rickazzevedo
Volta aqui quando perder.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Lula ganhou as eleições. cnnbrasil.com.br/eleicoes/lula-…
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They better not give Nate a redemption arc on Ted Lasso. That dickhead CANNOT come back to Richmond
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Who are we going to war with btw?
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Pop Base
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Lula has been elected President of Brazil for a fourth term, defeating Flávio Bolsonaro.
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Unfortunately, I will be oppressing my friends with this video so my time in CapCut does not go to waste
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pat@catchmeorlgo18h
me following serbian and brazilian elections from vienna, austria
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Pop Crave
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Brazilian President Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva defeats far-right challenger Flávio Bolsonaro to win a historic fourth term.
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🔻@chronotriger15h
i heard your election fell apart @flaviobolsonaro
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Uju Anya
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Y’all. We are literally witnessing a coup attempt going on live in Brazil. Bolsonaro is losing the election badly, so his people in state and local leadership are grounding flights, canceling public transportation going to Lula strongholds. Massive voter suppression. Supreme Court had to intervene to mandate 2hrs extra at the polls. Mixed reports on how many polling stations are respecting the ruling. Whew!
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No way for making over £200k
Dux Backup@DuxVul2Oct 25
If you make over £200k or have £2m in assets HMRC now want a meeting with you You now have to sit down and explain your life to a government employee if you dare to work hard
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She did a great job!
Yasmin Godo@YazzyPresents20h
Replying to @khalnero
Written by the incredible Ayoade Bamgboye
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kitty@scarykittyyyOct 24
me hating on bolsonaro because my entire feed is just brazilians hating on him
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My favourite thing about the Wicked SNL skit is that it’s so clearly Nigerian but it’s also so clearly British at the same time Like you have to have watched Little Miss Jocelyn to be able to write something like that
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No what is actually going on?
🀄@honestpervert_Oct 24
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"La traducción simultánea unirá a los pueblos del mundo" Los pueblos del mundo desde la traducción simultánea:
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Wait, I thought this was because of Papaoutai but I just got it 😭😭
Kazama@kazama_frOct 24
T’es japonais et c’est la réunion parents-profs mais papa est encore au travail du coup c’est ta mère qui t’accompagne:
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I’m never fighting with French people omg
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