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Perfectionist, Idealist, Kanjoos !! मानव द्वेषी !! Insufferable Know-It-All !! Male Hermione !! Raven Claw !! Likes are not endorsements !!

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The following "did not" change India's politics. We can believe only when it actually happens
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Tilak Nagar, Delhi or Tilak Nagar, Mumbai ? What would you choose ?
Dr. Ruchika Sharma (@tishasaroyan) profile pictureDr. Ruchika Sharma
@tishasaroyan15h
Reminds me of this OG meme 😭😭
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Full sappot ✊
Abhishek Mukherjee (@ovshake42) profile pictureAbhishek Mukherjee@ovshake42Nov 9
Rarely do two nations come with beautifully rhyming names of cricketers, so please let this be the Akmal-Lakmal Trophy.
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The enemy won't be able to seduce Himesh bhai with women, because Himesh bhai, bistar pe neend ke siwa kuchh aur nahi lete 🥹
vipin (@djfrankkie) profile picturevipin@djfrankkieNov 7
himesh reshammiya has tested for the role of james bond
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Western Kannads Northern Kannad Kharge-ji ko time hai abhi
peeleraja (@peeleraja) profile picturepeeleraja
@peelerajaNov 7
The world is being shaken up by Northern Kannads. Nandan Nilekani's parents hail from Sirsi. Sudha Murty's hometown is Hubli. Sarah Jukaku's ancestors are from Bhatkal.
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Sakhalin main kaun namaaz padh rha hai 🧐
Civixplorer (@Civixplorer) profile pictureCivixplorer
@CivixplorerNov 7
🕌 Mosque presence in Asia.
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Agree, in fact all theatres should ban non veg during interval till the movie is playing
pKp (@EyesGleamMean) profile picturepKp@EyesGleamMeanNov 7
I SEE MANY PEOPLE AFTER WATCHING RAMAYANA ARE POSTING PICTURES OF SITTING IN RESTAURANTS AND EATING NON VEGETARIAN FOOD. THIS IS ABSOLUTELY NOT RIGHT. FOR TWO FULL DAYS NON VEGETARIAN FOOD SHOULD BE COMPLETELY AVOIDED. OTHERWISE YOU WONT GET THE MERIT OF WATCHING THE MOVIE!
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Sorry Saoirse, supporting Dua here
DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) profile pictureDiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmNov 7
The 5 finalists that have tested for the role of James Bond: • Robert Pattinson • Jack Lowden • Callum Turner • Nicholas Hoult • Josh O'Connor Who would you choose?
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Bowling se nahi, batting se haare they 😭
वरुण 🇮🇳 (@varungrover) profile pictureवरुण 🇮🇳
@varungroverNov 7
Someone from Australian squad 2003 please confess that they won the CWC final using the sandpaper. Thoda trauma kam ho jaayega humaara.
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What the hell is Muzaffar Modi doing in Raigad-Ratnagiri to 🧐
Ninad (@Political_Insi8) profile pictureNinad@Political_Insi8Nov 6
Very common strategy in India
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Looks more like Jewish Kaba(b)law(h)
Saad Yousuf (@SaadYousuf126) profile pictureSaad Yousuf@SaadYousuf126Nov 6
they never tell you about the positives of living under shawarma law
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I realised this is also a pun 🥹
Mumbai | | Paused (@SloganMurugan) profile pictureMumbai | | Paused@SloganMuruganNov 7
#ChildrenofMumbai Kids accompanying mothers to work. Deepavali edition.
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Do not lay your liberties at the feet of great men -- BR Ambedkar, 25 Nov 1949
Manju (@mandate2049) profile pictureManju
@mandate2049Nov 5
A scammer in India claims to be god and receives worship from millions of Indian Hindus in an air conditioned cart. Indians are the lowest IQ and most superstitious biomass on earth. They will believe anything.
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Grand total of 2 first names
Jorge Rodríguez (@jorgertg98) profile pictureJorge Rodríguez@jorgertg98Nov 6
He knows a grand total of three people in his life
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Why are we wasting time on news of a city which is not even the 9th largest in Gujarat There are more people in Ichalkaranji
Deepal.‏‎‎Trivedi (@DeepalTrevedie) profile pictureDeepal.‏‎‎Trivedi
@DeepalTrevedieNov 5
The Gen Z mayor of Gujarat. Rupsinh Thakor, the new mayor of Gandhinagar, the capital of #Gujarat. He is 29. Enterprising. 10th pass. #GIFT City is located in Gandhinagar.
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Anantji should visit 🥹
UncouthVillageYouth (@UncthVllgeYouth) profile pictureUncouthVillageYouth@UncthVllgeYouthNov 5
Good business model. Catch fish, keep them alive. Identify stupid North Indian tourists, offer them a price to release them back, Make it a ritual, with some ceremonial theater. Boom, easy money.
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Happy Ending 😌 I thought was going for Go-Raksha squad or something 🥺
jonathan selvaraj (@jon_selvaraj) profile picturejonathan selvaraj
@jon_selvarajNov 6
For the last 5 yrs Jaypal Malviya’s lived a lie. His parents think he's working an office job. Instead, at 26, he'd secretly started pistol training. Yesterday Jaypal, still jobless at 31, won World championships🥈 & 🇮🇳 first Olympic quota for LA2028 sportstar.thehindu.com/shoot…
Jaypal Malviya’s secret life unravels with a silver at ISSF World Championships and an Olympic quota

Jaypal Malviya’s secret life unravels with a silver at ISSF World Championships and an Olympic quota

Jaypal Malviya, who still hasn’t told his parents he is a sports pistol shooter, will now have a chance to reveal it after earning a World Championship silver and an Olympic quota.

sportstar.thehindu.com
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Rad-Cliff line
Stereotypewriter (@babumoshoy) profile pictureStereotypewriter
@babumoshoyNov 5
Q. What separated Gabbar Singh's den from the rest of Ramgarh? A. The Mac Mohan line.
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Kevin Pietersen🦏
@KP24Nov 5
#BringBackTheWACA 🇦🇺
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Importantly, Hydrophobic 🥹
Spencer Askew (@SpencerRAskew) profile pictureSpencer Askew
@SpencerRAskewNov 4
I built a new data center in my house last weekend. Don’t know why everyone complains about them. 10/10 would recommend.
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Always the British and Australian origin actors protecting people on Hollywood sets
non aesthetic things (@PicturesFoIder) profile picturenon aesthetic things
@PicturesFoIderNov 5
'Logan' star Dafne Keen reveals she was offered cocaine at age 11 in Hollywood and praises Hugh Jackman for protecting her on set
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