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Joined March 2009
.@LukeShaw3 joins @AnderHerrera8 as an #mufc player. Welcome to the club! Full story: bit.ly/1lvJ4xd
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Retweet this if you think Phil Jones was #mufc Man of the Match against Arsenal.
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Replying to @piersmorgan
@piersmorgan it's that time again..... #Tears4Piers let's get that trending people! RT RT RT!!!
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Schrodinger walks into a bar with a cat. And without a cat. #sciencejoke
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Frank Lampard scored his 100th Premier League goal in November 2008.
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Well played, young man. #ShanMasood.
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Retweet for Adnan Januzaj to win man of the match against Sunderland. #mufc
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Gary are you worried about uniteds recent lack of spark in the final third? #MNF
Retweet for @carras16 to win man of the match. #mufc
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Khizer Riaz retweeted
From the conversation I have just had... if Fellaini doesn't move to #MUFC today I will eat 2 of my own fingers #EFC
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Today's piece - why David Moyes isn't Guns n Roses in 1987...or something...... fb.me/3aCYvqq1X
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Affleck gonna be like "It's the Jokah! Or the Riddlah! Rahbin! Call Commissionah Gahden!"
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Guns & Roses suck without Slash: Rumi.
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Khizer Riaz retweeted
Cooking suddenly strikes me as a bit pointless. I wouldn't try to make my own computer. #Restaurants
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Retweet for Robin van Persie to win man of the match against Swansea. #mufc
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Shahid Afridi's asked for an obscene scene to be removed from the film Main Hoon Afridi. The scene shows the hero batting out a maiden over
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Off to St George's Park now for England build-up. Be interesting to see Wayne Rooney train on crutches with his arm in a plaster cast.
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