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Joined October 2026
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pulcinella’s english voice is absolutely perfect
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i finally. FINALLY levelled the sumeru archon statue to 9. i can’t believe it only took me 4 years!
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🐻⚛️🔞 valeriy is such a prim and proper guy , so rigid and stuck up, everything needs to be done correctly and as it ought to be; so sometimes valeriy asks mitya to rate the sex out of ten with a completely straight face. mitya, finding this ridiculous, started giving+
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increasingly ridiculous decimal scores just to make him crack. valeriy, bless his heart, keeps them in a notebook and reflects
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// 7.2 spoilers "my dear friend, my companion through thick and thin." valitya you are so precious to me 🥺😭
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🔞 mitya doubting what valeriy said about being a virgin during their first time together with how he’s being pounded into the mattress. he doesn’t realise it’s bc valeriy wanted to make sure their first time together would be perfect
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it's not just the mitya teaser, it's the valitya teaser. it's not just the mitya trailer, it's the valitya trailer. it's not just the mitya meeting point, it's the valitya meeting point.
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for those with the eyes to see it; valitya are are like that water fountain scene from atonement. robbie touching the water cecilia was in just screams valeriy to me idk
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mitya asking valeriy if he’d ever kill for him and valeriy saying he already has…
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I can teach you everything. #valitya
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Genshin fans want every ship they dont like to be incest bait so bad it's honestly just hilarious atp
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oh okay
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gay people don't even say they're dating anymore. what the hell is 'my comrade in arms, bound in life and death'
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playing the meeting point quest rn… and thinking about valeriy getting a spiked wine from one of his colleagues… he realises there’s aphrodisiacs in the wine wayyy too late but luckily for him, mitya is eager to help
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running valitya with qiqi and she just ends up looking like their love child lmao
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oomf pointed out how mitya’s outfit has a similar silhouette to columbina’s outfit and oh my god. put that boy in a dress with bare legs NOW
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genshin players are so funny to me with their whole “father/son” dynamic not only is it a very bad wilful cop out but the denial doesn’t make sense. do you think hoyo would have mitya and valeriy acting like this to market them as a “father-son” duo? obviously not
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where are father-son dynamics marketable or profitable ? in what world would this make them more appealing to players ? valitya’s relationship is obviously supposed to have a shipping fanbase
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