kickassian

@siri call mom

I got 21 phones 9 for the plug and 10 for the load

They held me at gunpoint and told me to dip fries in my Frosty

They should make a giant robot that wears white Vans and call it Gundamn Daniel

Bro what rhymes with pingas I’m writing a rap

Cause I’m a cum gobbler yes I am

Hey bro is your thingy fiendish nevermind I didn’t say anything

Stop putting dicks I mean words in my mouth dude

Stop calling me ooey gooey bro it makes me uncomfortable

Epic plap battles of history

That one friend who’s soul still marches on

“iHeartRadio” said no one

Last night was a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement

Asexual Sir Mix-A-Lot: Oh my god Becky look at her personality

I don’t think I’ll be able to survive No Harry Nilsson November

Wait, you’ve got a Mobile Suit? Gundamn, you’re awesome!

Eating the Grilled Cheese Obama Sandwich in front of his family