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Tanner!

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My wife and I get corona virus. We go to Disneyland and ride California screamin. The park finds out and quarantines us on the coaster and we endlessly ride. We have kids and they grow up on the coaster. It’s all they know. This coaster is our home now. Life is beautiful.
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this just in: RSL gets screwed with another poor call on what should have been an equalizer miscalled as offside in the 91st minute. What do you think @andrew_wiebe #instantreplay Screenshot for reference
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Kevin Egan@kev_eganMar 9
Who’s your wildcard pick to sneak into the #USMNT picture before the World Cup? I’ll start: Zavier Gozo. The kid is special. #RSL #MLS
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Jacob@LFCJacobb30 Sep 2024
This is still the funnest tweet I’ve ever seen on this platform
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Is this your king?
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Cant believe I Gotta Feeling came out in 2009 when the stock market had totally bombed. Imagine being a parent. Job gone, retirement gone, and now you’re walking the grocery aisles, clinging to your coupons, hearing Fergie yell, 'DRANK' every time you attempt to feed your family
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maybe, but probably not
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@historyinmemes27 Nov 2023
Theory on how the Egyptians built the Great Pyramids
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Been a long time since an ad made me go "daaaaamn....."
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@NorwichCityFC10 Oct 2023
𝗔𝘁 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀, 𝗶𝘁 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗯𝗲 𝗼𝗯𝘃𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗴𝗴𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗰𝗼𝗽𝗲, 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗶𝗴𝗻𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗽𝗼𝘁. Check in on those around you. #WorldMentalHealthDay | #YouAreNotAlone | @samaritans
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If my legs aren’t numb then I haven’t sat on the toilet long enough
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When people say “Big things coming, don’t sleep on me” I’m like dude, if you let me take a little nap, I will be 100% more receptive to your start-up or sound cloud rap or whatever
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Vacation, trip, getting away are all different things Vacation: Hawaii, cruises, you’re probably sunburned Trip: could be camping, could be visiting Europe, but it can’t involve beaches Getting Away: visiting your rich uncle Paddington on his lake house in Maine Thoughts?
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Yeah this didn’t hit on Threads either
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He scored from his own half 😳🔥 (via @MLS)
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🚨🚨 BREAKING: Lionel Messi to Inter Miami, here we go! The decision has been made and it will be announced by Leo in the next hours #InterMiami 🇺🇸 Messi will play in MLS. No more chances for Barcelona/Al Hilal despite trying to make it happen. 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐖𝐄 𝐆𝐎 #Messi #MLS
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God grant me the serenity to accept the vibes that aren’t rootin tootin
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HBOMax becomes Max tomorrow
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a turtle? you mean a homebody! haha
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lots more where that came from guys
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Going big or going home is the easiest decision of my life. Do you know what I have at home? Some delicious mild salsa. My bed is incredible. When I clap my lights turn on and off. There’s just a box full of different flavors of chips just sitting there begging to be eaten?
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Greatest World Cup ever.
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