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@killSrandon

commit to the bit.

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Joined January 2013
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For what the monkey considers business, the horse considers play
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Idk what happened but twitter here isn’t fun like it used to be
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Sub 7min mile
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I have successfully made contact with the Prime Minister of Kamino
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Lowkey Tony Sapanro has never done anything wrong
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My death row meal with be a Costco pizza
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They’re killing my friend today
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Death by one thousand cuts
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I Know Where Mark Chen Lives

I Know Where Mark Chen Lives

Joyce Manor · I Know Where Mark Chen Lives · Song · 2026

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The real ground score were the friends we made along the way
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Would u pick me up if I was on the sales rack at the thrift
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Rip my grandma she got hit with a bazooka 😔
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Modern baseball-aholic
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The gym in January is a fucking warzone
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Laughing Makes It Worse

Michael Cera Palin · Growing Pains · Song · 2016

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They said it was wasn’t sustainable but man we been running at this speed for years and it’s only up from here
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We got everything and more
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I go ham on her green eggs (?)
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Step 1:kill their qb Step2: barley win 😈
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IT’S MARTY SUPREME 🗣️ IT’S MARTY SUPREME 🗣️ IT’S MARTY SUPREME 🗣️
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