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little parenthesis in eternity // but by the grace of God i am what i am 🇲🇽//

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howdy! yes, i’m an engineering major but i also absolutely love reading!! because books bring me so much joy i thought i’d start a thread of books, quotes, etc that i think might make the world a little brighter by simply being read
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thinking ab how sunday afternoon when i was at a pho place w my family and when the waitress looked at me to take my order she goes “oh my gosh, you are SO beautiful” and it was so sweet especially bc i was SO hungover
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yippeeeee
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anywho in the eyes of the law i am WED
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kim possible ☻ (@kimprobablynot) profile picturekim possible ☻@kimprobablynotNov 7
my favorite thing about this whole courthouse married here, party next day and then big wedding w religious ceremony in Mexico in january thing is i can keep posting on ig and people are going to be confused with how many weddings i actually have
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my favorite thing about this whole courthouse married here, party next day and then big wedding w religious ceremony in Mexico in january thing is i can keep posting on ig and people are going to be confused with how many weddings i actually have
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getting courthouse married in 2 days 🫪
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what a joyous day to be on twitter
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ok it took another 5 years BUT HE’S OUT !!!!!!!
kim possible ☻ (@kimprobablynot) profile picturekim possible ☻@kimprobablynot15 Nov 2021
why doesn’t texas have gubernatorial term limits 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫
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walking around jsc campus & listening to music and ran into a puerto rican astronaut RIGHT as a bad bunny song started playing🙂‍↕️
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me checking my tiny muscles out at the gym when a literal body builder is next to me curling 60 lbs in each arm😭😭
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me & mr phillip phillips !! (someone tell middle school me to breathe)
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drawing out a little habit tracker in my planner every week was my greatest idea ever!! my brain is so silly and is SERIOUSLY motivated by checking off little boxes every day
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pookie and i did a little trivia date and got 5th out of 25 teams, won a free beer for a bonus question during the game, and then won a bottle of vodka off of the raffle at the end 😭😭😭 all for the grand investment of 1 singular beer and 2 diet cokes
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ok went to pilates for the first time (mat not reformer bc that machine scares me) and i have come to the hasty conclusion that all pilates instructors are gaslighters
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worked a 12 am to 9 am shift, napped from 10:30 am-12:30pm and i have my first mat pilates class in a bit …. i may DIE
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i’ve watched a bajillion blowout tutorials this week and i cannot figure it out for the life of me 😭😭😭
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@carlmonso help.
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friend just picked her up for me<3 what a journey
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kim possible ☻ (@kimprobablynot) profile picturekim possible ☻@kimprobablynotAug 14
forgot my apple watch at a vrbo in austin and upon tracking it found out someone had taken it and taken it to a home in del valle so obviously i found out who lived there and messaged them on facebook asking to be compensated
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guys i just got the best haircut of my life im obsessed
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scared to wash my hair bc there’s no way i can style it like the hair stylist did.
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she’s going out on a spacewalk today!!! and i’m working console for the suit while she does YIPPEEE
kim possible ☻ (@kimprobablynot) profile picturekim possible ☻@kimprobablynotApr 5
just got a personal email from an astronaut in space and i’m freaking out!!!! she added me to her private space and family distro bc i had met her before and i had been too scared to email her but!!! she’s so sweet!!!
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at schlitterbahn for the first time, eating a sandwich that sticks to the roof of my mouth 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️
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put doritos in it too
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