Cofounder & COO @ZoroTrading
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Joined September 2023
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Hey @MLB - wanna get more kids watching baseball?
Maybe start with the commercials.
Watching the playoffs tonight with my kids and here's the rundown:
- Megan Fox selling ED pills in a red bodysuit
- The scariest movie trailer you've ever seen
- Sydney Sweeney in zero clothes promoting betting on sports
Leagues can't figure out why kids don't watch.
You don't need a Nickelodeon game. You're not the Savannah Bananas.
Just show baseball in a way I can leave on in my house.
I used Claude to do my fantasy football draft and it picked the jaguars as my defense and I see this headline this morning. Absolutely amazing.
It’s much worse now than it was 30 years ago.
Sorry but New Yorkers aren’t allowed to call Midtown Korea Way as Koreatown. There is only one Koreatown.
Even if you’re not an active or quant trader you can use @ZoroTrading to build your own index fund with one prompt and directly own the basket of companies you like and take proxy power away from the globalists.
America’s corporate governance system is broken, and it’s killing public companies. Look no further than Cracker Barrel: Decades of brutal mismanagement have seen one incompetent CEO after another walk away with a massive paycheck while customers and actual shareholders take a beating.
Why does this keep happening? Because proxy advisory firms like ISS are corrupt. They blindly rubber-stamp failing boards year after year, protecting the corporate elite while burning shareholder value to the ground.
The root of the rot is index funds. There's no question that indexing one's money is a smart financial move for most people. But just because you passively index your investments doesn't mean your corporate votes should be handed over to the managers of your fund so they can play politics. Right now, passive funds hold massive, unchecked voting blocks while having zero skin in the game themselves.
It is time for a simple rewrite of the rules: We need to index the votes of index fund investors.
Passive index funds should be forced to automatically split their votes to proportionately mirror those of retail and active institutional shareholders — the people actually doing the research, risking their capital, and fighting for performance in the companies they hold shares in. No more rubber-stamping. A change like this will immediately strip corrupt gatekeepers like ISS of their toxic influence.
True accountability happens when lazy, overpaid boards actually answer to the stakeholders they represent, rather than screwing them over.
Actual, logic-driven governance when your money is passive happens when your vote passively follows the voting decisions of the actual market.
We need to stop letting passive capital protect active incompetence. By stripping index funds of their arbitrary voting power and empowering engaged investors, we will finally torch corporate cronyism and usher American capital markets into a golden age of capitalism.
Imagine deploying a quant strategy with no prompt, no downloading GitHub, no using your brain. Just one click.
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We're live trading at Fincon!
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Zoro Presents: Take the Floor LIVE @ Fincon 2026 teapaw.org/i/broadcasts/1dKrProQV…
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Going live in 30 minutes @FinCon 🤠
We're going live to retire 'trust me, bro.' 💀
Watch @SpartanTrading's floor trade at FinCon 2026. He won't touch a single order. Every call timestamped the second it happens.
Sep 16 to 18 at 8:00am PT daily, here on X. Calendar link in the first reply.
"Create me an algorithm that front runs degen Korean investors and then short before they get margin called"
Lfggg
We're going live to retire 'trust me, bro.' 💀
Watch @SpartanTrading's floor trade at FinCon 2026. He won't touch a single order. Every call timestamped the second it happens.
Sep 16 to 18 at 8:00am PT daily, here on X. Calendar link in the first reply.
I’m old enough to remember in elementary school on the report card there was a graded section called “takes responsibility for his actions” which I failed spectacularly as a child and my Korean dad gave me the most shit for instead of the grades.
Typical day in Los Angeles. Was on hold for 911 for four minutes before talking to someone to then be transferred to the fire department.
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our teams are now spending their entire evenings creating agents on @ZoroTrading as we fine tune the Pro version. this thing is addicting af.
gonna be a wild autumn 2026.
Having a separate lot for UberX is one of the smart things the city implemented which is rare (Uber Blacks are allowed to pick up at the terminal curb). Before this rule the traffic at LAX was at a standstill and you couldn’t get an UberX anyway (or get picked up by a friend or family member).
But even with this rule, the traffic is pretty bad, but manageable. So anyone who can do a proper “what if” forecast would be able to impute that if this rule didn’t exist, the pickup lanes at LAX would be at a permanent standstill.
