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What’s going on here?

take a loan of ₦194b from any bank lock everything in piggvest for 365 days receive ₦1.1m daily pay back your loan in ~4 months you still have your ₦194 billion and your ₦1.1m will keep coming daily for the next 8 months thats how to become a billionaire… nobody will tell you this but i will

Reminder: there is a certain income bracket for this, & a certain attractiveness scale. Don't imagine yourself here.

scary facts you wish you never knew ?

I ran into my ex and her husband at the Lagos airport. We exchanged greetings. Conversation was easy. When I mentioned I was getting married the husband smiled, opened his wallet, and handed me three hundred dollars. Marriage support, he said. I collected it, thanked him, and

Jokes aside, there are certain girls you date and immediately realise you need to take your life more seriously. Not necessarily because they’re materialistic, but because you recognise the kind of life you want to be able to give them. You naturally feel motivated to become a better man because you don’t want to watch her suffer alongside you.

So many unforgettable things happened. Was it when our commandant died? Or when my friend Ruth died on a random afternoon? But the one I will never forget is Emmanuel. I lent him my calculator, and after days of asking him to return it, he finally confessed that he had misplaced it. I forgave him. That Friday evening, Emmanuel and I sat behind the classroom, talking about movies and who was better at Further Mathematics. He told me about how cool his older sister was and eventually decided to walk me to my hostel. It was an evening I would never forget. I was looking forward to seeing him and continuing our conversation on Monday. On Monday, I was called to the admin office. I thought I was in trouble, although I knew that was unlikely. I was a goody-two-shoes, the teacher’s pet, the soldiers’ favourite and the ex-commandant’s ward. The admin officer told me he had called me because I was the class captain. We were going on a condolence visit because we had lost a classmate. I asked, “Who?” They said Emmanuel. Shivers went down my spine. My palms became sweaty. Tears welled up in my eyes, and my heart began to race uncontrollably. A few hours later, I was putting sand on Emmanuel’s grave. None of his family members came to bury him. When I ask why, I was told that, in Yoruba culture, parents do not bury their children. When I saw his sister, I told her about our last conversation and how much Emmanuel loved her. But instead of what I shared consoling her, she burst into uncontrollable tears. What killed my dear friend, I don’t know. But I have missed him.

There's this man who has been asking for my hand in marriage for over three months. He lives in the UK, drives a good car and owns a beautiful house here in Nigeria. I've never asked him for a dime. One day, I was at the salon getting my nails done when he called. I mentioned where I was, and he asked for my account number. He sent me ₦15k. That was when I knew how little he valued me. A man who claims he wants to marry me thought ₦15k was an impressive gesture? I was actually considering him because he's from my community, and I have political ambitions there. But that ₦15k changed everything. I blocked him and never spoke to him again. 😂

You don’t know what people might have been enduring for long so just stfu 🤫 Him that was there knows better than you watching them from your house on socials.

I watched Crayon, Ozedikus, Victony, Poco Lee, Bella Shmurda and others blow right in front of my eyes. I sabi these guys kpa! I used to see them around Ojo back then, before the lights came on. I knew Crayon as someone who genuinely loved singing; that guy has always had star potential. I even met him once in Iba. Honestly, I feel Mavin dropped the ball by constantly pushing Rema while leaving other talents behind, even when they had hit songs and the potential to do much more. A lot of the records that made Divine’s run special were products of different artistes bringing their ideas together. But time will tell. Soon, we go learn. 🤝