artist. patreon creator. crafty witch.
Not in the kitchen.
Joined August 2008
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I reported it here there is an email link customteesales.co/_/dmca
I emailed and got an automated response. I bet it gets to stay up all weekend. I am fuming.
Watching spouse watch tv:"u can really just lay there and not move?"
"What"
"u can just lay still & not have ur hands tapping out a beat or ur feet clapping under the blanket?Or ur toes wiggling&rubbing against each other or ur foot shaking?u can just be still?"
"Um.yes?"
Me: O.O
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Henry: "when this movie is over I'm going sky diving."
Me: "Baby, you cried when you fell down one stair yesterday."
Henry: "That was accidental."
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I think I'm going to make a sign that says "Hello! Your drug dealer doesn't live here anymore. We bought the house and we are very boring. We don't even do the weeds. We don't have a forwarding address."
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"You look younger than you are"
Me, awkward at humaning: "well the fat fills out my wrinkles and I've spent a lifetime out of the sun because my dad died of skin cancer."
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My Shouty Thursday is that I made significantly less on patreon this month and it is my main source of income and the damn holidays are coming. I am stressed.
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All I want for the holidays is for you to join my pay tree on. (But only if you can spare the dollar.)
Because I really can be delightful. (Sometimes.)
And we have a lovely group and you can collect stickers and tiny arts and coloring pages too!
Patreon.com/jonirae
Henry (8) just woke up and asked me what year it was. That must have been a deep sleep last night.
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For context, My mother in law gave me this pretty little basket box made of cloves... what do I do with it? Fill it with my children's teeth.
PS I dropped it on my bed trying to take these pics and tiny teeth spilled all over my hand and that is as creepy a feeling as it sounds
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Me to my husband: "I can't believe I spilled a basket full of teeth in our bed tonight."
Husband: "Let's hope you got them all."
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When you have a really bad flare that leaves you barely able to breathe because it hurts so much but then it subsides a bit and you can move around (mostly) and that goes on long enough that you get used to feeling this lesser level of pain so it almost feels "normal"
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and then you wake up one day with the really bad one again and you're like I REMEMBER THIS NOW.
That's where I am today.
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Internet person: "YOU ONLY GOT A HOME BECAUSE PEOPLE HELPED YOU BECAUSE YOU POSTED ABOUT IT ON YOUR PAGE."
Yes. That is indeed what happened. 🤷♀️
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