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that one oomf who's still yapping about tanthamore

she/her, 28, lesbian, mdni
Joined September 2023
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lesbians who dgaf about heated rivalry rise
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we let him do more movies jut to play the same character over and over again …
“Ebenezer” has officially premiered, and reviews for the Johnny Depp-led film are largely positive among members of the film press, who are praising the star’s return to Hollywood as a “wickedly fun holiday treat” that functions as a “strong comeback vehicle for its star.” variety.com/2026/film/news/e…
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ellie girl…
‘Ebenezer’ London premiere red carpet: Johnny Depp, Rupert Grint, Ellie Bamber and more trib.al/mgnld50
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so me coded
First look at Kim Si-yoon, Park Chaerin, Ally Nitibhon, Adeline Rudolph, Jeon Somi, Nancy McDonie, Samantha Cochran and Emily Mei in K-pop thriller ‘PERFECT GIRL.’ Described as “Scream meets Black Swan,” the film charts the story of a new K-pop group preparing for their debut.
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Evan Rachel Wood reveals that the night she tried to leave Marilyn Manson, he took her upstairs and laid out a prayer kneeler, a violet wand, rope, and a Nazi whip from the Holocaust. “You have to let me tie you up. And you’re not going to know if I’m going to kill you or not and I might.” “He whipped my body. And he whipped the same place over and over and over again so that it would really hurt.” “And while this is happening in front of me on the TV, he had put on a video of a girl slitting her wrists.” “And then at one point he grabbed my head and we were looking at the TV at the girl slitting her wrists and he said, ‘This is what love does to people.’” “He shocked me on the welts and that is what caused me to jerk so hard in pain that I broke the kneeler in half.”
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Yussef io non so cosa tu volessi fare di lavoro ma temo che ora il destino ti costringa a diventare il nostro Mamdani
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as a lesbian, i’d pick dev patel every year
i think People should let lesbians pick the sexiest man alive because we can be more objective about it
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this is insaneeeeee
Full choreo, no cuts. 👀 HUNTR/X’s “How It’s Done,” choreographed by Leejung Lee.
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bro what about 28 years la- *gunshot*
Cillian Murphy and Jack O'Connell will play brothers in ‘A QUIET PLACE: PART 3’. In theaters on July 30, 2027. (Source: collider.com/a-quiet-place-p…)
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They were actually eating their victims. Omg, these guys are cannibals and theu still walk freely amongst us.
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FUCK YES MOVIE OF THE YEAR
The first trailer for Greta Gerwig's ‘NARNIA’ has been released. In theaters on February 12, 2027.
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women love to be like “im NOT a lesbian i just hate sex with men and am disgusted by having to look at penises and i do connect with women better sexually but i will not be examining this further”
Miley Cyrus reveals she refuses to do any foreplay with men and orders them to penetrate her immediately without lube so their ugly penises get out of her sight "I enjoy sexuality more than I enjoy sex." "I don't really fuck with foreplay because I'm just too busy. As everyone will tell you, even in my business, I do not like to tease things. I like to not say shit and then just fucking go for it and scare the shit out of you." "I have a lot of shit going on. I don't really have time to sit around and flick my clit. I really want to get the fuck done and get the fuck back to editing." "If I'm in the mood, we're good. I don't really need lube, to be honest. Stick it right in, just hurry, hurry, and make it good." "I don't really want to look at a penis for any longer than I have to. I think that's why I want it to go inside, so it gets out of my face. I don't want it in my face, dude." "I like dicks as an aesthetic." "It's good if it can just get in and go away, because I don't want it eyeing me off. That's just how I truly feel." "Everyone knows that tits are prettier than balls. Everybody knows this. Your dick is ugly, but look at this body."
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the haunting of bly manor (2020)
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leave the blair witch project alone!!!
Blumhouse unveils its upcoming movies at #NYCC. 📸: @Variety
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“we can wear the rings and we will know” 💔
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i haven’t finished it yet but i hope he survives (unlikely)
one of my favorite scenes of the year
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This person posted this tweet 9 months ago.
Israel has developed a vaccine against the plague. I tried to not be suspicious till the last paragraph juedische-allgemeine.de/kult…
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delainey??
Your first look at Delainey Hayles in Carrie…and that’s all we’re allowed to tell you.
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That’s about 20 Epstein whistleblowers who have now ‘died by suicide’. Absolutely nothing suspicious about that at all…
Former British banker and whistleblower Simon Andriesz, 57, has died by suicide. Andriesz had exposed U.S. Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick’s past links to Jeffrey Epstein, including evidence of a 2018 email exchange about a start-up business. Source: The Banker
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